Just Had 5 Guys (Not in My Butt)

You're a virgin.

My wife will run to buy me a six pack, and if she asks, I have no problem buying her tampons.

I'm not nearly as insecure as you kids.

Weak sauce there bud. Im glad it bothers you tho.

You’ve definitely bought more tampons than anyone here. 😂
 
Women bleed from their vaginas for about a week every month until menopause.

Adult men understand this.
Why a straw man?

It has nothing to do with your implied male partner, and being perceived as a gay. Your 14-and-over sentence made no sense.
 
Weak sauce there bud. Im glad it bothers you tho.

You’ve definitely bought more tampons than anyone here. 😂

It doesn't bother me in the slightest, kid.

I'm not nearly as insecure as you.
 
Do you kids think the cashier is going to think you're buying the tampons for yourself?

Grow up.

If I was buying tampons and made eye contact with the cashier I’d give her a good long tongue roll for kicks

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Why a straw man?

It has nothing to do with your implied male partner, and being perceived as a gay. Your 14-and-over sentence made no sense.

You don't know what "straw man" means.
 
If I was buying tampons and made eye contact with the cashier I’d give her a good long tongue roll for kicks

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That's because you're a child.
 
That's because you're a child.

Naw I just find it funny and very easy to mess with a person who buys a lot of tampons.

It’s simple and real fuggin funny
 
Naw I just find it funny and very easy to mess with a person who buys a lot of tampons.

It’s simple and real fuggin funny

I'll buy them for my wife if she asks. It's pathetic that you're so insecure that you wouldn't do the same for your "wife."

Child.
 
You don't know what "straw man" means.
You explained biology as a defense for our discussion on why you can't write a sentence.

That's a straw man. You created an argument against no one.
 
You explained biology as a defense for our discussion on why you can't write a sentence.

That's a straw man. You created an argument against no one.

You asked me to explain it to you as if your were 13 years old. I did that.
 
I'll buy them for my wife if she asks. It's pathetic that you're so insecure that you wouldn't do the same for your "wife."

Child.

It doesn’t bother me!!!!

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My lady buys the tampons and thinks any dude buying tampons for his lady is Uber gay

Some time ago B4 I was married, a GF and I were in a check out line at the local Ralphs and she forgot to get tampons, and asked me to get them for her. Its a control thing and she put me on the spot and I resented it. So, I went down the aisle about 30 feet from her and then said out loud so lots of people could hear me, "Do you want extra large, extra flow or regular?"

She never asked me to get tampons again and broke up with me soon afterwards.
 
Some time ago B4 I was married, a GF and I were in a check out line at the local Ralphs and she forgot to get tampons, and asked me to get them for her. Its a control thing and she put me on the spot and I resented it. So, I went down the aisle about 30 feet from her and then said out loud so lots of people could hear me, "Do you want extra large, extra flow or regular?"

She never asked me to get tampons again and broke up with me soon afterwards.

Tough man.
 
Some time ago B4 I was married, a GF and I were in a check out line at the local Ralphs and she forgot to get tampons, and asked me to get them for her. Its a control thing and she put me on the spot and I resented it. So, I went down the aisle about 30 feet from her and then said out loud so lots of people could hear me, "Do you want extra large, extra flow or regular?"

She never asked me to get tampons again and broke up with me soon afterwards.

Hell yeah That’s funny. Yes 95% it’s a control thing. 5% it’s probably dumb luck
 
I'll buy them for my wife if she asks. It's pathetic that you're so insecure that you wouldn't do the same for your "wife."

Child.
You have no problem because a man looks like he belongs in a Home Depot.
 
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