Just Had 5 Guys (Not in My Butt)

[SJ76]

If my wife asks me to hold her purse if she needs to take a piss, I will.

I'm not a child.

For How long? You’re wife goes to the bathroom with no purse? This wife definitely is a man


This thread delivers

 

[PackJason]

What if your wife asks you to hold her purse while I piss in it?

Then I knock you the fuck out.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Very inarticulate question.

Maybe for retards.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Then I knock you the fuck out.

She’d be mad at you, boy.

 

[SJ76]

Lmao shit my stomach hurts

Been too
Long

 

[PackJason]

For How long? You’re wife goes to the bathroom with no purse?

As long as it takes her to take a squirt.

I'm man enough to not worry about people thinking it's my purse. Fucking children.

 

[Bender]

When you get low on toilet paper what do you do?

When you get low on anything, you plan ahead to avoid not having what you need.

Having to send you to get something they know they need as a basic item is nothing more than a manipulation.

Did she ever run out when she was single? Hell and the fuck no.

Wake up.

you're at the grocery store... you're out of toilet paper, do you buy it? fucking dumb ass shit is this.

 

[PackJason]

She’d be mad at you, boy.

She'd usher me out.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Coward.

If I run out of TP, my wife will go buy it for me.

Bunch of insure pissants.

You wouldn't run out of TP in the first place. You are making my point.

My wife is my equal.

Fuck off.

Oh yeah? You are one fake 911 call and fake tears from being homeless.

You try to complain that she hit you and see whether the cops laugh. If the situation was reversed, you'd be in jail and your guns confiscated.

 

[PackJason]

You wouldn't run out of TP in the first place. You are making my point.




Oh yeah? You are one fake 911 call and fake tears from being homeless.

You try to complain that she hit you and see whether the cops laugh. If the situation was reversed, you'd be in jail and your guns confiscated.

You need to hang out with better people.

 

[SJ76]

As long as it takes her to take a squirt.

I'm man enough to not worry about people thinking it's my purse. Fucking children.

Who said it was your purse? I didn’t say that. @SlinkyRedfoot did you say that ?

 

[Dolemite censored]

You need to hang out with better people.

You need to learn that no woman can be trusted and plan for it.

 

[PackJason]

You wouldn't run out of TP in the first place. You are making my point.

And to this: "I'm going to be on my period in a couple days. Could you get me some 'pons?"

"Yeah, no problem"

~ Real man.

 

[Nosferatu]

You guys really won't buy your girl corks? lolzzz closet phags!

 

[PackJason]

Who said it was your purse? I didn’t say that. @SlinkyRedfoot did you say that ?

Then what's the problem?

 

[Dolemite censored]

And to this: "I'm going to be on my period in a couple days. Could you get me some 'pons?"

My response: "Get them yourself or order them online."

 

[Gatorchip]

Coward.

If I run out of TP, my wife will go buy it for me.

Bunch of insure pissants.

So you don't think women poop?

 

[SJ76]

You guys really won't buy your girl corks? lolzzz closet phags!

never in my life have I been asked to buy them. As well as the holding of the purse.

 

[PackJason]

You need to learn that no woman can be trusted and plan for it.

^ Prime example of insecurity.

 

[Gatorchip]

I'm trying to understand why PackJason's wife doesn't need toilet paper.