Just Had 5 Guys (Not in My Butt)

If my wife forgets to buy tampons, I send her ass to the store to pick some up.
And on the way back, get me some 5 Guys.

And hurry.

This still sounds way too much like caring.
 
she's bought my liquor and cigarettes, its the least I could do to buy her some plugs if the need arose and I was out and about
 
Packjason isn't gay for buying his wife tampons when she needs them, that's just common curtesy and nothing a real man should be afraid of doing, he's gay because he's a Packers fan.
 
I've got you all beat on the 'tampon buying' shit...


After our second kid, we ripped her uterus out, but kept her ovaries in ("partial hysterectomy"). No uterine lining flushes. No necessary pulling out or contraception. No nut snips. Unlimited pussy.
 
I've got you all beat on the 'tampon buying' shit...


After our second kid, we ripped her uterus out, but kept her ovaries in ("partial hysterectomy"). No uterine lining flushes. No necessary pulling out or contraception. No nut snips. Unlimited pussy.
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I've got you all beat on the 'tampon buying' shit...


After our second kid, we ripped her uterus out, but kept her ovaries in ("partial hysterectomy"). No uterine lining flushes. No necessary pulling out or contraception. No nut snips. Unlimited pussy.

My wife just had the same thing done a few weeks ago and she still has never asked me to by pads or wimmens stuff

I guess some wimmens just know how to take care of it themselves..
 
My wife just had the same thing done a few weeks ago and she still has never asked me to by pads or wimmens stuff

I guess some wimmens just know how to take care of it themselves..
i mean, seriously, why give a flying fuck?
 
My wife just had the same thing done a few weeks ago and she still has never asked me to by pads or wimmens stuff

I guess some wimmens just know how to take care of it themselves..
...No pussy for a while after the surgery, but my wife was great about giving me her mouth, tiddies, hand, etc during the healing process. Hope your wife is as cool as mine is.
 
...No pussy for a while after the surgery, but my wife was great about giving me her mouth, tiddies, hand, etc during the healing process. Hope your wife is as cool as mine is.

Thanks man yeah no shit im just glad she’s better. Had a mass removed as well so it was dicey until the procedure was done
 
well, clearly you give a shit about @PackJason's wife's feminine products.

Well clearly you give a shit about me laughing at him buying feminine products.

I like to laugh at men buying tampons. I see no harm in that. 😂

prolly need to chill and finish yer coffee my man.
 
All it is, is women trying to control you.
Trying to see what they can get you to do.

And some men never see it, and some men can't say no to 'the boss'

Pathetic really.

Goodness sakes these poor dumbasses.
My wife isn’t great at thinking ahead and just had a partial hysterectomy— she can still get her own shit
 
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