Just had some trail mix

It’s like seeing home made cookies and you think it’s chocolate chip only to find out it’s raisins.

Raisins ruin so damn much
I once knew a guy who was afraid of raisins in his trail mix. If he found one, he lost his shit right there on the trail. Last time we were about 1,000 feet up and he pranced right off the mountain down a ravine. It was easy to find him because of the faggy bright green Oregon hoodie he had on
 
Did some Thanksgiving shopping this morning and saw a guy at the next register buying this:

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He said it was a joke gift for someone, which I believe since everything else he was scanning was health food. It's like the Kelce bros. want children to get diabetes in the most foul way possible.
I have heard that if you eat this cereal two things can happen:

a) You turn woke and end up working for ESPN

b) your cajones shrivel up and fall off and you date Taylor swift
 
Pour me a bowl of golden grahams and get the hell outta my way
 
Graham crackers dipped in milk is also excellent.
When I was a little kid, during visits to my grandparents', my grandmother would give me and my brother graham crackers w/hot chocolate as an after-dinner snack, usually during winter months. Graham crackers dipped in hot chocolate is ambrosia of the Gods-level good.
 
When I was a little kid, during visits to my grandparents', my grandmother would give me and my brother graham crackers w/hot chocolate as an after-dinner snack, usually during winter months. Graham crackers dipped in hot chocolate is ambrosia of the Gods-level good.

Exactly the same. Grandma served us graham crackers and warm milk before bed time when we stayed w her.
 
Adults eat cereal?

I don't think I've done that since 1995.
 
Adults eat cereal?

I don't think I've done that since 1995.
You’re not an empty nester yet. Trust me plenty of nights you both just say fuck it don’t feel like cooking a bowl of cereal fills in perfect.
 
I like raisins. Unless they’re in a cookie. Mostly because I always think it’s chocolate chips and get a rude awakening
 
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