Kick butt Monday

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Only hit 99 degrees yesterday, which still broke the record high.

Cold front today will only make up to 87.

Currently 40. I wish winter would hurry the fuck up. We had a 20 inch blizzard last year by now.

 

[DJ Fieri]

Lost all my hoopies on that pussbag Pete Carroll.

You're not very good at betting.

 

[MTVike]

Cabinets have to be the most overpriced thing in the world.

Thanks for the heads up. We're getting ready to shop for them.

 

[Fish]

This has to be the cringiest tweet of all time.

Easy stomach, calm down now stomach...

 

[Inquisitor]

Currently 40. I wish winter would hurry the fuck up. We had a 20 inch blizzard last year by now.

Well you could move to Canada.

 

[DJ Fieri]

Pro tip. If you bet all your hoopies on a late night game, you can receive the extra 500 poor payment before you receive your winnings. So like a bonus

This....

Did that early on In my betting career on Euro Hoop before I totaled almost 40k...

 

[MTVike]

Played golf with my covid nephew on Saturday. Either the yardages were off on the course we played or I'm losing distance on my irons.

Course error, yeah, that's it.

 

[Bender]

.... I'll use national kick butt day.


Or Columbus or indigenous peoples day... Whichever floats your boat.

Shit, I forgot it was a holiday, good thing I stopped in here. At least I already got on top of the only thing i needed to do tomorrow. Disappointed I missed the opportunity to get wrecked yesterday.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Thanks for the heads up. We're getting ready to shop for them.

It's one of the reasons we chose this house, over a house in Moorhead. The Moorhead house had absolutely disgusting cabinets throughout. Tens of thousands to make the place look presentable. Fuck that noise.




(other big reason was, Minnesota sucks)

 

[DJ Fieri]

Going to have to watch that today.

 

[stakesarehigh]

.... I'll use national kick butt day.


Or Columbus or indigenous peoples day... Whichever floats your boat.

Celebrate the eradication of most of the indigenous population day

 

[DJ Fieri]

Only hit 99 degrees yesterday, which still broke the record high.

Cold front today will only make up to 87.

Fucker.

High here is like 48.

 

[DJ Fieri]

Congrats to the LA lakers winning their 12th championship and securing second place all time.


Also, if no one watched it, did it really happen.

17th, we tied the Celtics.

 

[RubinRock]

17th, we tied the Celtics.

LA has 12. Minnesota has 5. We ain’t combining shit to pump up numbers.

 

[Bender]

congrats to @kobesgame

While i figured you were watching live, didn't want to text in case family kept you watching late

Yeah, could have ruined the ending of a very close game. Otherwise she might have wondered if the Heat were going to come back from their 30 point first half deficit.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

.... I'll use national kick butt day.


Or Columbus or indigenous peoples day... Whichever floats your boat.

Columbus indigenous people...so people native to Columbus???

 

[Guy Incognito]

I am very glad I missed Dak's ankle explode...but I saw a pic. I hate seeing pics like that.

Tony Romo's "I hope that might be a cramp" comment was so off-base it was comical.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

This has to be the cringiest tweet of all time.

JFC

 

[Fish]

It's one of the reasons we chose this house, over a house in Moorhead. The Moorhead house had absolutely disgusting closets throughout. Tens of thousands to make the place look presentable. Fuck that noise.




(other big reason was, Minnesota sucks)

I thought they were talking about cabinets and you're talking about closets.

So confusing.

 

[PnkPanther]

Yeah, could have ruined the ending of a very close game. Otherwise she might have wondered if the Heat were going to come back from their 30 point first half deficit.

it is possible she hadn't been watching or was behind in starting. She was traveling with kiddos.

I'm very sensitive about when and what I text