HEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Mr and Mrs Standard Murican Domestic Partnership have YOU been WAITING for the DEAL of a LIFETIME?
ITS HERE! RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!! Now YOU TOO can hobnob with the well-to-do of Deep Southern kulture at Muricas PRE-EMINENT sporting event FOR TENTHS OF PENNIES ON THE DOLLAR! I PRESENT TO YOU.....................
MISSOURI AT VANDERBILT
Sit on luxurious bench seating.
Partake in the finest soft drinks the SOUTH has to offer (after that fancy feller with the Cole Haans on leaves it in the cupholder as he goes to fetch Aunt Beatrice another Shirley Temple).
Dine on the finest nacho cheese that has dried on the edge of the plastic tray.
All this for about 20 minutes panhandling by the Krystal's down the way.
8 DOLLARS AND 00/100 cents my friends! ($15.99 after taxes, convenience fees, hotel fees and additional surcharges).
Have a ball and don't forget to tell them HAMMER sent ya!
ITS HERE! RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!! Now YOU TOO can hobnob with the well-to-do of Deep Southern kulture at Muricas PRE-EMINENT sporting event FOR TENTHS OF PENNIES ON THE DOLLAR! I PRESENT TO YOU.....................
MISSOURI AT VANDERBILT
Sit on luxurious bench seating.
Partake in the finest soft drinks the SOUTH has to offer (after that fancy feller with the Cole Haans on leaves it in the cupholder as he goes to fetch Aunt Beatrice another Shirley Temple).
Dine on the finest nacho cheese that has dried on the edge of the plastic tray.
All this for about 20 minutes panhandling by the Krystal's down the way.
8 DOLLARS AND 00/100 cents my friends! ($15.99 after taxes, convenience fees, hotel fees and additional surcharges).
Have a ball and don't forget to tell them HAMMER sent ya!
