Labor and Delivery Thursday

RobBase (c) said:
I once had a dog so afraid of thunderstorms we had to give her tranquilizers during bad ones. The damn thing was in a coma most springs and summers.
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that's my dog...he's a wuss.

I give him CBD and that helps but it isn't ideal. I am afraid one of these days a storm is going to give him a heard attack.

I need to learn doggie CPR and get a defibrilator.
 
RoyMunson said:
Looks like my next big trip planning is going to require me to find a new pet sitter. My in-laws used to do it, but I'm not sure they're capable of doing it anymore. MIL can hardly walk and is waiting for a knee replacement in December. FIL isn't much better. It's crazy to see the rapid decline of 2 retired folks that do absolutely nothing. MIL fell on my porch steps the last time we went away, so it's time to find somebody else. We've made the job pretty easy for whoever we find... auto-feeder, litter robot, water fountain, so really it's just a well check. Cushy job if you ask me, but I just hate somebody I don't know in my house.
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GIF by Rooster Teeth
 
ill said:
she'd break you
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ill finally has a girlfriend and is now qualified to dish advice on the womins. Spoiler, you will never...never...ever figure them out
 
RoyMunson said:
I always hated it when my neighbors left me with their dog during 4th of July because that fucker HATED fireworks. Big white english bulldog shivering like a leaf in the corner and I'm supposed to somehow get him outside to piss/shit. I'd just sit on the couch and hug him until the booms stopped. Thunderstorms would set him off too... to the point where even if it was drizzling he didn't want to go out for fear of thunder.
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our dog hates storms and fireworks too, it's a real pain, but he just goes and hides in the closet

we give him trazadone
 
RoyMunson said:
Looks like my next big trip planning is going to require me to find a new pet sitter. My in-laws used to do it, but I'm not sure they're capable of doing it anymore. MIL can hardly walk and is waiting for a knee replacement in December. FIL isn't much better. It's crazy to see the rapid decline of 2 retired folks that do absolutely nothing. MIL fell on my porch steps the last time we went away, so it's time to find somebody else. We've made the job pretty easy for whoever we find... auto-feeder, litter robot, water fountain, so really it's just a well check. Cushy job if you ask me, but I just hate somebody I don't know in my house.
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I'll do it for a small fee, and fuck everything in your refrigerator as a bonus.
 
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