Leg Day Wednesday

[Guy Incognito]

That's my whole thing with strip clubs

Like...wait...I get to drink reasonably priced beers and see naked women? Who is opposed to this?

Oh I'm sorry you're against it but yet yank it to pornhub 4 times a day u got damn hypocrite

Eh.

Pjornhub is free, and beer is cheaper at liquor stores.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

He likes fat girls covered in tats.

Black guys cornered that market so where else can he go but porn sites?

What? All of this? What?

 

[ill]

I got an idea.

Douche and Rob EggWhites can have their own thread from now on, The Daily Douche and Bob Masturbation Thread. Post huge pictures of eggs and memes of nonsense. Fondle each others balls over their level of fitness.

The sane less irritating people can have another thread.

we do

it's over at tHoop

 

[RobBase]

He likes fat girls covered in tats.

Black guys cornered that market so where else can he go but porn sites?

If he was a liberal he would be swimming in fat tatted out pussy.

 

[RobBase]

What? All of this? What?

Covid side effects in old people are serious.

 

[HammerDown]

Bro just look at the numbers. I’m sure @HammerDown won’t complain about the ratings boost.

With all the extra money that'll mean for me? No complaints, bro!

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

If he was a liberal he would be swimming in fat tatted out pussy.

groce

 

[RobBase]

I'm not opposed to the Rob and Flav show

Was that MTV show Rob and Big? Is Douche Big?

It could be an ironic name

The Me N Ted Show.

No lady bike types allowed.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Covid side effects in old people are serious.

Fish has changed. He is no longer the Fish I once knew.

 

[stakesarehigh]

He likes fat girls covered in tats.

Black guys cornered that market so where else can he go but porn sites?

Tough comp tbh

 

[RobBase]

Fish has changed. He is no longer the Fish I once knew.

Before Covid Fish > After Covid Fish

 

[RobBase]

I am old and fat. I also have no shame.

I am fat but have a skinny guy inside. He was great with just a little pepper.

Whoever heard of a jolly old skinny guy?

I might lose my keys but I won't lose my weight.

Is this a poem?

 

[RobBase]

With all the extra money that'll mean for me? No complaints, bro!

 

[Guy Incognito]

You take the good with the bad man

If it's all bad you don't go to that spot

Teebs is right, though.

I don't have to worry about if they've only got the "B" squad out because it's not a normal prime time, when I get my Pjornhub on.

 

[stakesarehigh]

Eh.

Pjornhub is free, and beer is cheaper at liquor stores.

So it's a value thing

Fair enough

I generally think it's societal expectations

 

[ill]

You take the good with the bad man

If it's all bad you don't go to that spot

2/10

Facts of Life thread, plz, Tootie.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

I am old and fat. I also have no shame.

I am fat but have a skinny guy inside. He was great with just a little pepper.

Whoever heard of a jolly old skinny guy?

I might lose my keys but I won't lose my weight.

condolences for having a little peeper.

 

[stakesarehigh]

2/10

Facts of Life thread, plz, Tootie.

You know how I know you're old?

You quoting facts of life bruh

 

[ill]

You know how I know you're old?

You quoting facts of life bruh

that's about the extent of my Facts of Life knowledge.

the theme song and Tootie...and that the fat chick was the first one to lose her virginity....Natalie.

 

[Guy Incognito]

So it's a value thing

Fair enough

I generally think it's societal expectations

I've only been a few times, and haven't been to one in at least 10 years at this point. And NJ rules are dumb, I don't think they could get nude if they served booze. So that probably changes my "experience" a bit.

But the one club we went to for my brother's bachelor party in NOLA was pretty beat. At least my brother got one of the two or three attractive strippers to go in the back with him.