Les getting more cancelled

Tis no man...tis a remorseless eatin' machine
“Mrs. Mangino what did you do after you were thrown out of the restaurant?”

“We went home.”

“Mrs. Mangino, may I remind you you’re under oath!”

“We went looking for another all you can eat seafood place.”

“And what did you do when you couldn’t find one?”

“We went fishing. (sobs tears)”

“Ladies and gentlemen do these sound like the actions of a man who had ‘all he could eat?’”
 
“Mrs. Mangino what did you do after you were thrown out of the restaurant?”

“We went home.”

“Mrs. Mangino, may I remind you you’re under oath!”

“We went looking for another all you can eat seafood place.”

“And what did you do when you couldn’t find one?”

“We went fishing. (sobs tears)”

“Ladies and gentlemen do these sound like the actions of a man who had ‘all he could eat?’”
That could have been ME!
 
Tis no man...tis a remorseless eatin' machine
 
Les is one creepy dude. None of this really shocks me. I also expect shortly to hear a story about his wife dressing up like Hitler and using a strap-on
 
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