Let's Spend Money to See if a Hot Tub Relieves Stress!

[moxie]

I hate when shit like this comes out. Then @moxie be all like "we need a jacuzzi!" We get one and 2 weeks later she be like "we need a talkie bike"

Princess

You lookin' to get tuned up? Because this is how you get tuned up.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

You lookin' to get tuned up? Because this is how you get tuned up.

You know its true. Its like a compulsion with ya!

Remember 2 years ago? You jest haaaad to have an undocumented Laotian boy fanning you with a palm. Palm snapped and broke and we had to kill that kid. I will never get that $150 back!

 

[moxie]

Also- what's the difference between a hot tub and a jacuzzi? Is a sauna the hot dry one or the steamy wet one?

 

[redseat]

DIYIAF

 

[moxie]

You know its true. Its like a compulsion with ya!

Remember 2 years ago? You jest haaaad to have an undocumented Laotian boy fanning you with a palm. Palm snapped and broke and we had to kill that kid

Eye for an eye, bro.

 

[ill]

Also- what's the difference between a hot tub and a jacuzzi? Is a sauna the hot dry one or the steamy wet one?

a jacuzzi is built into a bathroom

 

[moxie]

And by "undocumented", he means that the papers were in the mail. Allegedly.





snitch

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Eye for an eye, bro.

Was that your justification for last year's Electric Bike incident? You dint even give that lady with a walker time to cross the street

 

[moxie]

Was that your justification for last year's Electric Bike incident? You dint even give that lady with a walker time to cross the street

Really? That's the stance you're going to take? At 83 years of age, that is plenty of time to learn how to git yer ass across the road, chicken. Unbelievable, the shit I have to put up with around here.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

You lookin' to get tuned up? Because this is how you get tuned up.

 

[moxie]

 

[Fish]

Also- what's the difference between a hot tub and a jacuzzi? Is a sauna the hot dry one or the steamy wet one?

The hot dry one would be the desert.

 

[ill]

The hot dry one would be the desert.

steamy wet one is florida in the summer?

 

[Mofo]

“Stress”, huh? What if the test subject is AlaskaGvy and he has to sit in the tub across from two transgender people making out?

Science!

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Really? That's the stance you're going to take? At 83 years of age, that is plenty of time to learn how to git yer ass across the road, chicken. Unbelievable, the shit I have to put up with around here.

Yea? One of these days...you are gonna be waltzin' down a dark alley. Suddenly you will hear several empty whiskey bottles rattling across the pavement and you turn around and there will be me.


You're gonna ask about why I am already in that alley and the bottles. I don't wanna talk about that today

 

[moxie]

The hot dry one would be the desert.

The place where I get massages has both and I never know which one you're supposed to go in first.

 

[Fish]

steamy wet one is florida in the summer?

I was thinking it was a broad.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

 

[moxie]

Yea? One of these days...you are gonna be waltzin' down a dark alley. Suddenly you will hear several empty whiskey bottles rattling across the pavement and you turn around and there will be me.


You're gonna ask about why I am already in that alley and the bottles. I don't wanna talk about that today

Mmmm! A twist on coq au vin!

 

[PeoplesChicken]

The place where I get massages has both and I never know which one you're supposed to go in first.

Case in point! You go to a place for massages but then insist on having them done at home. You might as well just set that out of court settlement money on fire!