Life questions

[NU_WTF?]

Sheesh. You guys know how to ruin everything! Don’t ruin my dream home being gifted to me with talk of taxes and maintenance costs. The fairies and elves riding unicorns take care of all that.

Talk to Petey he's the one pissing in your Cheerios

 

[moxie]

Talk to Petey he's the one pissing in your Cheerios

i am none surprised it was him and the milkshake getting all

 

[NU_WTF?]

i am none surprised it was him and the milkshake getting all

Right!!!?!?!! Bastids

 

[moxie]

Right!!!?!?!! Bastids

Could probably ruin a wet dream.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Talk to Petey he's the one pissing in your Cheerios

i am none surprised it was him and the milkshake getting all

Right!!!?!?!! Bastids

Could probably ruin a wet dream.

Continue on children

 

[NU_WTF?]

Could probably ruin a wet dream.

Well you were in the clear, til you mentioned it, now the party poopers are aware of it

 

[huskers1217]

Definitely have to go with #6, probably also go with #4 as anything unlimited is pretty much worth it and finally.... probably #2, not having to pay 6 months of mortgage could help me save a TON.


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I'm still waiting for one little fucker to give me a million dollars to live in the woods with no phone or internet

 

[NU_WTF?]

I'm still waiting for one little fucker to give me a million dollars to live in the woods with no phone or internet

Me too

(waiting for you to head into the woods with a million and no phone or internet)

 

[moxie]

Well you were in the clear, til you mentioned it, now the party poopers are aware of it

live look at the two bungholes:

 

[NU_WTF?]

live look at the two bungholes:

I knew it!!

 

[DragonFromTo]

Could probably ruin a wet dream.

If it was truly "ruined" it wouldn't have ended wet?

Fucked if I know though, never had a single one in my life

 

[moxie]

If it was truly "ruined" it wouldn't have ended wet?

Fucked if I know though, never had a single one in my life

I guess that’s a “pizza” way to look at it.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

" I want a Ferrari with 40" lift, and house on top"
"Thise guys are no fun"

 

[moxie]

" I want a Ferrari with 40" lift, and house on top"
"Thise guys are no fun"

FFS, Pierre. It clearly said you can’t move- you can’t have a mobile home!

 

[NU_WTF?]

" I want a Ferrari with 40" lift, and house on top"
"Thise guys are no fun"

C'mon nobody actually said that

 

[Peter Gozintite]

FFS, Pierre. It clearly said you can’t move- you can’t have a mobile home!

No no no, I was a submarine house boat, with an apartment complex to rent out

 

[Peter Gozintite]

What if the house is the largest tower in Abu Dhabi? I can live in the top 50 floors, and rent the rest out!!!! that seems totally like what the stupid list intended.

 

[moxie]

No no no, I was a submarine house boat, with an apartment complex to rent out

Oooooh! Houseboat! Game changer!

 

[NU_WTF?]

What if the house is the largest tower in Abu Dhabi? I can live in the top 50 floors, and rent the rest out!!!! that seems totally like what the stupid list intended.

Prove it's not

 

[Peter Gozintite]

What if the house just Heaven itself, and I can rent it out to the entirety of all who have ever existed. IT DIDNT SAY IT COULDNT BE!!!