Life questions

Blackshirts BLVD said:
Definitely have to go with #6, probably also go with #4 as anything unlimited is pretty much worth it and finally.... probably #2, not having to pay 6 months of mortgage could help me save a TON.


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This could be that monkey's paw shit, so have to be careful.

8 - Free medical care for life. But it's only from a guy who uses a hacksaw. Or perhaps the paw kills you right away, thus ending "free for life". THE END
4 - Unlimited airline tickets, but not the tickets you want to use. Welcome to Kyiv comrade!
6 - Free groceries, but they are only from that knock-off 7-11 store 4,000 miles away from that home of yours
5 - Speaking of that home, it just flooded and it has termites. Enjoy living in a swamp.
1 - 10k immediately because someone just forced you to rob a bank teller.


Seems like the only decently safe one is a credit score. Sure, it's a credit score in India, and you'll be cold-called for the rest of your life, but at least it doesn't harm you.
 
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6,3,9,8,4,2,7,5,1

fuck twinkies. Actually fuck 1,2,5 and 7.
 
Only pick 2....

Eggs and Bacon.

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Blackshirts BLVD said:
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6,3,9,8,4,2,7,5,1

fuck twinkies. Actually fuck 1,2,5 and 7.
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shit, i saw twinkie and though it said twix and had some words ready, don't even know if i ever had a twinkie.

that said, the little debbie zebra cake (5) is something i'd get back in school that the lunch ladies would give me for free after i'd punch in random numbers and learned a few that worked, one of them being the one ladies son, so they saw it as the lesser of two evils i guess. from there I'd go with the nutter butter (9). if 7 was a tasty cake with a cream center, i'd give tha a shot at 3, but honestly this whole list is pretty trash.
 
If we are going on straight face value, maybe bacon and B&G, but nobody said shit about flour, or baking powder.
 
beardown07 said:
9...who cares?
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shit, guess they were called nutty buddies (don't know why I said nutter butters), bit in my cup, they were nice, though not as nice as options not listed such as kandy kakes.
 
Bender said:
shit, guess they were called nutty buddies, bit in my cup, they were nice, though not as nice as options not listed such as kandy kakes.
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I fucking hate sweets.


I have turned down birthday cakes since I was a child.
 
beardown07 said:
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I fucking hate sweets.


I have turned down birthday cakes since I was a child.
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I can't recall turning things down as a child, but I do agree as I got older, my desert is alcohol. I occasionally get some ice cream. figure cherry garcia balances out my gout having cherries and all.
 
Blackshirts BLVD said:
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6,3,9,8,4,2,7,5,1

fuck twinkies. Actually fuck 1,2,5 and 7.
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Loved all of these other than 3 and 8 as a kid.

Have realized in the last few years, all are gross. Don’t know if they changed the cream or if I liked disgusting shit back in the day.

Id prolly take a nutter butter if someone offered one though.
 
broncosmitty said:
Loved all of these other than 3 and 8 as a kid.

Have realized in the last few years, all are gross. Don’t know if they changed the cream or if I liked disgusting shit back in the day.

Id prolly take a nutter butter if someone offered one though.
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Winner.


Would be #1 if grouped with those.

 
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