List The Things India Kicks The World's Ass At

I like Indian and most Asian foods: Thai, Indonesian, Malaysian and all forms of Chinese styles.

Japanese is the exception. I only like the teriyaki and gyoza dishes. The sushi and sashimi are disease and parasite ridden.
I have a local place that has a ‘Deadhead Roll’:
Smoked Salmon
Mozzarella
Jalapeño

Light Tempura coating (flash fried)
No parasites, just mad flava
 


Getting mentioned in Alanis Morrisette songs.
 
Delhi belly.
Dumb And Dumber Reaction GIF
 
Cooking things in ghee.
 
Someone I work with told me about her trip to India about 10 years ago. They were warned not to open the windows of balcony doors at their hotel. She thought it was because of the smell. Nope. The monkeys. They are like pigeons there.
 
Someone I work with told me about her trip to India about 10 years ago. They were warned not to open the windows of balcony doors at their hotel. She thought it was because of the smell. Nope. The monkeys. They are like pigeons there.
The smell is no joke either. My wife was there a few years ago on a business trip, when she got back, I wouldn't even hug her at the airport, and had to wash EVERYTHING in her luggage, even the stuff she didn't use or wear, and sanitize the luggage just to get rid of the smell.
 
Food that looks & smells like vomit had a baby with pig shit, and then it grew up and became a Cleveland Browns fan?

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