LOL @ Florida

[ill]

get your kids under control, @JuiceTheGator

 

[outofyourmind]

Don't ever bring that weak ass shit in here again, got it mother fucker.

 

[Kburjr]

If the teacher was armed, we would have this shit.

 

[williewilliejuan]

This has to be a joke of some kind
I don't care if there's an army of 5 year olds coming at me.
I'm kicking their ass, every one of them.

How many five year olds do you think you can take? Not just regular five year olds, day after Halloween hopped up on about 6 pounds of refined sugar five year olds coming after you in a swarm like they’re playing soccer and you’re the ball.

 

[ill]

How many five year olds do you think you can take? Not just regular five year olds, day after Halloween hopped up on about 6 pounds of refined sugar five year olds coming after you in a swarm like they’re playing soccer and you’re the ball.

this is like that would you rather fight one horse sized duck or 100 duck sized horses?

 

[huskers1217]

Meh. This is actually pretty normal for FL public schools. Just saying.

i went to walker middle school in Orlando. 8th grade I had a teacher Mr Novogrotsky or something. I remember when 2 kids tried to whip his ass. He was able to fend them off until security came

 

[outofyourmind]

How many five year olds do you think you can take? Not just regular five year olds, day after Halloween hopped up on about 6 pounds of refined sugar five year olds coming after you in a swarm like they’re playing soccer and you’re the ball.

Bring It

 

[fordman84]

if teacher was vegan, the whole class would be deceased.

Agreed. They are a miserable kind, just looking for a reason to snap at the world

 

[fordman84]

How many five year olds do you think you can take? Not just regular five year olds, day after Halloween hopped up on about 6 pounds of refined sugar five year olds coming after you in a swarm like they’re playing soccer and you’re the ball.

All of em. Give em baseball bats and I'd still wail away at the little tykes. I'd be looking like Ray Finkle out there, kicking them little bastids left and right.

 

[Skerpokes]

Found one of the kids responsible for this vicious attack:

 

[huskers1217]

My 9 year old accidentally kicked me in the nuts yesterday. I went down for a few

 

[outofyourmind]

 

[outofyourmind]

 

[RobBase]

This has to be a joke of some kind
I don't care if there's an army of 5 year olds coming at me.
I'm kicking their ass, every one of them.

 

[RobBase]

one horse sized duck

They exist and they are terrifying. Forget the name but it’s like a dinosaur.

edit: Shoebill.

 

[ill]

They exist and they are terrifying. Forget the name but it’s like a dinosaur.

edit: Shoebill.

that's a tiny horse

 

[Center Ice]

Florida teacher attacked by 5-year-old student at elementary school, police say

The student used fists and feet to hit his teacher, according to a police report.

www.wftv.com

Call up any one of the 15 possible father's to handle the situation.

 

[DJ Fieri]

How many five year olds do you think you can take? Not just regular five year olds, day after Halloween hopped up on about 6 pounds of refined sugar five year olds coming after you in a swarm like they’re playing soccer and you’re the ball.

 

[jjc2009]

Found one of the kids responsible for this vicious attack:

Parents of the year.

 

[jjc2009]

Assaulting the teacher? That’s a paddling.