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Peter Gozintite said:
seriously? I'll fuck a giant duck up
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It’d kill you with its wings. Getting flogged by a giant duck at how I wanna go out.

All you have to do to a tiny duck sized horse is kick it, game over.
 
huskers1217 said:
i went to walker middle school in Orlando. 8th grade I had a teacher Mr Novogrotsky or something. I remember when 2 kids tried to whip his ass. He was able to fend them off until security came
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We went to the same Middle School. Yeah, it wasn’t inner city horrible….but it wasn’t a resort either.

I think I remember this teacher. He was a dick.
 
williewilliejuan said:
How many five year olds do you think you can take? Not just regular five year olds, day after Halloween hopped up on about 6 pounds of refined sugar five year olds coming after you in a swarm like they’re playing soccer and you’re the ball.
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broncosmitty said:
It’d kill you with its wings. Getting flogged by a giant duck at how I wanna go out.

All you have to do to a tiny duck sized horse is kick it, game over.
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Bullshit. 100 little horses would trip you up, and you'd from a thousand mini horse bites.
 
Peter Gozintite said:
Bullshit. 100 little horses would trip you up, and you'd from a thousand mini horse bites.
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These tiny fuckers would be like 5 pounds. Their tiny little duck sized horse mouths wouldn’t even be big enough to bite anything other than a toe. Or maybe a finger.

Can’t let em get you on the ground though. 400 tiny duck sized horse hooves could do some damage.
 
broncosmitty said:
These tiny fuckers would be like 5 pounds. Their tiny little duck sized horse mouths wouldn’t even be big enough to bite anything other than a toe. Or maybe a finger.

Can’t let em get you on the ground though. 400 tiny duck sized horse hooves could do some damage.
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Yeah, ok. They charge you, you have no where to plant your feet, you go down. Next thing you know, your ears and fingers are being nipped off, while basically being stomped and bitten constantly. Youd be butt naked, and skinned alive, dying in the worst way possible.

How the fuck is a feathered wing going to kill me? Like dying from a pillow fight? Only thing you really have to worry about is the ducks bill, which doesnt even really have teeth, so if he tries to bite me, I can thumb that bitch it its eyes, hard as fuck, and kill him in his duck balls. Do ducks have exterior balls?
 
Water fowl the size of horses would swallow a person whole. Horse sized horses have been man kind’s bitches for centuries. I’ll take on the duck sized horses. Mules might be a different story, but horses are sissies
 
Illustrious Potentate said:
Water fowl the size of horses would swallow a person whole. Horse sized horses have been man kind’s bitches for centuries. I’ll take on the duck sized horses. Mules might be a different story, but horses are sissies
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the scenario though, is these are not pussy horses, but horses bent on your destruction.
 
Peter Gozintite said:
the scenario though, is these are not pussy horses, but horses bent on your destruction.
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They can’t climb, or really swarm. Their legs are gonna be like toothpicks and a broken leg is a death sentence for a horse. Bring on the horses
 
Illustrious Potentate said:
They can’t climb, or really swarm. Their legs are gonna be like toothpicks and a broken leg is a death sentence for a horse. Bring on the horses
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tooth picks? you kick one, and when you go to plant your foot, you step on one and fall. Especially your drunken fat ass. youre done son.
 
Peter Gozintite said:
tooth picks? you kick one, and when you go to plant your foot, you step on one and fall. Especially your drunken fat ass. youre done son.
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A horse that small has no power, honestly I feel like I could put on some waders, casually walk to my truck and then run the little bitches over. Not really much different than walking through a chicken house
 
Illustrious Potentate said:
A horse that small has no power, honestly I feel like I could put on some waders, casually walk to my truck and then run the little bitches over. Not really much different than walking through a chicken house
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Never been flogged by a rooster and it shows.
 
Fish said:
Never been flogged by a rooster and it shows.
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Buddy, I grew up around cockfights.

Chicken houses are where your poultry comes from, the farmed white chickens. I live in the poultry capital of the US, there’s chicken houses with thousands of birds in them all over and chicken trucks are what most commonly slows my commute down
 
Peter Gozintite said:
Yeah, ok. They charge you, you have no where to plant your feet, you go down. Next thing you know, your ears and fingers are being nipped off, while basically being stomped and bitten constantly. Youd be butt naked, and skinned alive, dying in the worst way possible.

How the fuck is a feathered wing going to kill me? Like dying from a pillow fight? Only thing you really have to worry about is the ducks bill, which doesnt even really have teeth, so if he tries to bite me, I can thumb that bitch it its eyes, hard as fuck, and kill him in his duck balls. Do ducks have exterior balls?
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Why would I be fighting a 100 duck sized horses in my birthday suit!?!

I’m a nevernude, and tiny horses aren’t changing that just because it isn’t recognized in North America. There are several members of German Parliament too, it’s a real disorder.

That giant duck is going to have the most powerful wings this side of a dragon. No chance it lets you get near the eyes.

Wild, wild, tiny horses, couldn’t drag me a way.
 
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