LOL @ Florida

Illustrious Potentate said:
Buddy, I grew up around cockfights.

Chicken houses are where your poultry comes from, the farmed white chickens. I live in the poultry capital of the US, there’s chicken houses with thousands of birds in them all over and chicken trucks are what most commonly slows my commute down
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No you didn’t.
 
broncosmitty said:
Why would I be fighting a 100 duck sized horses in my birthday suit!?!

I’m a nevernude, and tiny horses aren’t changing that just because it isn’t recognized in North America. There are several members of German Parliament too, it’s a real disorder.

That giant duck is going to have the most powerful wings this side of a dragon. No chance it lets you get near the eyes.

Wild, wild, tiny horses, couldn’t drag me a way.
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I didn't see you at the convention.
 
Illustrious Potentate said:
I did. Never really saw the appeal. Had a lot more fun at the dirt tracks
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Commercially raised chickens are not the dirty fuckers that are fought.

I raised chickens growing up. And sometimes they’d be all pissy and they’d fight. But I wasn’t around cock fighting.

Know one guy who was into it. Said the trick was rubbing a little coke on their butthole prefight. Same guy also has a reputation for fucking sheep though. Also bought a goat on account of lawnmowers being a waste of money. And his little brother was once married to a porn star.
 
broncosmitty said:
Commercially raised chickens are not the dirty fuckers that are fought.

I raised chickens growing up. And sometimes they’d be all pissy and they’d fight. But I wasn’t around cock fighting.

Know one guy who was into it. Said the trick was rubbing a little coke on their butthole prefight. Same guy also has a reputation for fucking sheep though. Also bought a goat on account of lawnmowers being a waste of money. And his little brother was once married to a porn star.
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I've seen guys blow air up a game's ass and give them speed. My great uncles still has chicken houses for poultry. My dad's friends used to be big into fighting games. Go all over Alabama and Mississippi for derbies. A 5 cock derby would go from daylight until well after dark. I hated it.
 
RobBase (c) said:
Most these days are liberal vegans all hopped up on antidepressants. They go home to their cats and drink all day while watching CNN. Go back the next day all pissy. The kids are tired of their shit, finally do something about it.
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Happy Kamala Harris GIF by The Democrats


good shit, rob
 
Illustrious Potentate said:
I've seen guys blow air up a game's ass and give them speed. My great uncles still has chicken houses for poultry. My dad's friends used to be big into fighting games. Go all over Alabama and Mississippi for derbies. A 5 cock derby would go from daylight until well after dark. I hated it.
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These chicken houses, are they chicken coops?
 
RobBase (c) said:
Most these days are liberal vegans all hopped up on antidepressants. They go home to their cats and drink all day while watching CNN. Go back the next day all pissy. The kids are tired of their shit, finally do something about it.
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I totally picture a fat, ugly cunt from fuckin Delaware getting a teaching job in the most-hated-of-all: Florida.

She hates the people, she hates the weather, she hates the food, she hates the accent, she hates @JuiceTheGator she hates @KTg8trgrl she hates @Gatorchip she hates the governor, she hates the kids.

She sits her fat ass in a chair all damn day looking at her fucking phone, bitching to all her friends in Delaware how terrible Florida is while the kids sit there starving for attention. She leaves the second class is over and gets another box of cheap-ass wine on the way home and sits there for hours watching liberal spew that reinforces all of her preconceived notions of how terrible Florida is and resents the shit out of the fact that Florida ended COVID because they did what was sensible instead of what CNN, et al said they should do.

She goes to class the next day fat, ugly and hungover, hating herself only slightly more than the kids. She keeps mouthing off and giving the kids attitude and finally one of the little heroes slaps the cunt.
 
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Bayou Tiger said:
This MFer can't stand to see a gif file but he's perfectly fine watching his buddy "blow air up a chicken's ass"?!?!?!

Benny Hill What GIF
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1. Wasn't my buddy, was my dad's buddy.
2. It's probably been 15 years since I've been to 1
3. I said I hated it
 
Orlando_Eagles said:
We went to the same Middle School. Yeah, it wasn’t inner city horrible….but it wasn’t a resort either.

I think I remember this teacher. He was a dick.
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i just remember how he kept talking about his one role of acting as a server in Miami vice
 
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