Longhorn Aggie week

[Inquisitor]

A guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender, “Hey bartender, I know a great Aggie joke. You want to hear it?” The bartender says, “Well, before you tell it I should probably tell you that I went to A&M. And you see those two big guys sitting next to you – they were linebackers for the A&M football team. And those two guys on your other side – they’re Marines, and they used to be in the Corps of Cadets at A&M. Now, are you sure you really want to tell that Aggie joke?” The guy thinks for a second. “I guess not,” he said. “I wouldn’t want to have to explain it five times.”

 

[ELTEXAN]

 

[Brutus]

This was a good read

Remembering the Longhorn Band's olive branch to a grieving Texas A&M community

When A&M's annual bonfire collapsed and killed 12 students ahead of the game against Texas in 1999, football was the last thing on the minds of both communities.

www.espn.com

 

[Thiefery]

This was a good read

Remembering the Longhorn Band's olive branch to a grieving Texas A&M community

When A&M's annual bonfire collapsed and killed 12 students ahead of the game against Texas in 1999, football was the last thing on the minds of both communities.

www.espn.com

aggy fans were hitting the fire alarm bell at the Texas team Hotel multiple times the night before the game too

 

[Thiefery]

 

[Thiefery]

 

[Deep Creek]

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Now that' s funny right there...I don't care who you are.

Spoiler

Forgive me and bless the pygmies in New Guinea

 

[Thiefery]

 

[Wishbone]

I haven't heard anymore on Queens injury. Is he expected to play this game?

 

[Deep Creek]

I’ll give the rusty cows a very small advantage in handling the nerves leading up to and early in the game. Due to the elapse time between this game and the last one, the hype, rivalry and even current social media environment, many players will be so tight when they get the pre game farts their ankles will swell up.

Texas gets the tiny edge because these players have played 1+ RRSOs.

 

[ELTEXAN]

Texas 33-24, late INT or turnover on downs to seal.

 

[ELTEXAN]

 

[Inquisitor]

Did you hear A&M just took delivery of 1000 septic tanks?

As soon as they figure out how to drive them, they are invading Austin.

 

[Inquisitor]

You know why the Aggie helicopter pilot crashed? He got cold and turned off the fan.

So the helicopter went down, crashing in a cemetery and killing all three on board.

Aggie emergency services recovered 400 bodies.

 

[ELTEXAN]

 

[Deep Creek]

Did you hear A&M just took delivery of 1000 septic tanks?

As soon as they figure out how to drive them, they are invading Austin.

Ahhhh, good old aggie jokes.

Did you hear they found a skeleton in the back of the library at A&M? It was the winner of the 1958 hide and seek contest.

 

[Thiefery]

I haven't heard anymore on Queens injury. Is he expected to play this game?

funny calling him that when he has OWNED y'all 2/3 times he started vs y'all.. and even in the lone loss.. he still had a lead til the final minute

 

[Deep Creek]

A&M vs Texas Ticket Prices

Nuckin' Futs!!!! Aggie and Longhorn fans are just plain idiots or rich idiots........or both.

 

[Inquisitor]

A&M vs Texas Ticket Prices

Nuckin' Futs!!!! Aggie and Longhorn fans are just plain idiots or rich idiots........or both.

Didn't they make a movie about that?

Crazy, Rich Aggies?

 

[Wishbone]