Lots To Talk About Monday

The concert there were people on dates behind us and in front.

Chick behind us didn't shut up until end of first band set, I was ready to punch her.

Couple in front of us were late 40s/early 50s but clearly only recently dating. Kept kissing throughout. Not full on make out or anything, but Jesus, I think you can go more than 15 minutes without a kiss
 
The concert there were people on dates behind us and in front.

Chick behind us didn't shut up until end of first band set, I was ready to punch her.

Couple in front of us were late 40s/early 50s but clearly only recently dating. Kept kissing throughout. Not full on make out or anything, but Jesus, I think you can go more than 15 minutes without a kiss
Born too late.

You're a Boomer at heart.
 
I played softball last night. Was running into second and the second baseman missed a throw from second and the damn ball smacked me straight in the mouth. Thank goodness I have crowns on my front teeth or I’d be at the dentist this morning fixing broken teeth. Hurts like a bitch this morning and my face is swollen. Stopped bleeding though.
 
Cards are the early surprise of the season. I thought Murray was trending down but I guess not.
Vikes should have won.

Murray threw two picks, one for a score

I laughed when the commentators showed a highlight package of his throws right after the pick-6.
 
I played softball last night. Was running into second and the second baseman missed a throw from second and the damn ball smacked me straight in the mouth. Thank goodness I have crowns on my front teeth or I’d be at the dentist this morning fixing broken teeth. Hurts like a bitch this morning and my face is swollen. Stopped bleeding though.
Soft ball my arse.
 
The concert there were people on dates behind us and in front.

Chick behind us didn't shut up until end of first band set, I was ready to punch her.

Couple in front of us were late 40s/early 50s but clearly only recently dating. Kept kissing throughout. Not full on make out or anything, but Jesus, I think you can go more than 15 minutes without a kiss
One of the other coaches from football said he was going to the concert as well, but had never heard of them. But then remarked, “I don’t get many nights without taking care of kids or dogs. So I don’t care if it’s literally a bunch of turtles walking around on stage….I’d still watch.”
 
I played softball last night. Was running into second and the second baseman missed a throw from second and the damn ball smacked me straight in the mouth. Thank goodness I have crowns on my front teeth or I’d be at the dentist this morning fixing broken teeth. Hurts like a bitch this morning and my face is swollen. Stopped bleeding though.
Bout time to retire from sports
 
Felt less than soft, that’s for sure.
I remember to this day taking a hardball on the noggin while tagging a baserunner without the ball. Gotta catch it first.

Least it wasn't in the chops.
 
My role has updated at work, but they didn't assign my team to me. Off to a great start.
 
I just realized work has missed about half of my last expense reports. Out about $800 or so.
 
I just realized work has missed about half of my last expense reports. Out about $800 or so.
This was the first thing I asked about when I met with the guy I was taking over for. What do I have to do to make sure the team gets paid?
 
My role has updated at work, but they didn't assign my team to me. Off to a great start.
office space i would set the place on fire too if i didnt get my cake GIF by Maudit
 
Apparently one of the broad's coworkers decided to randomly drive to Iowa to "maybe" adopt a kid on a whim.

They've been trying for years I guess and constantly end up with no baby.

Now all of a sudden, they just go on a road trip to adopt one randomly?

Did they find an extra baby under a couch cushion and called this lady or something?
 
Red Sox, Patriots win and Revolution end up drawing.... I was supposed to be at the Sawx and Revs games Sat and Sun but I felt like shit all weekend...

@Flavortown Tebow is back.... Has hell frozen over?
 
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