Make it last all night Wednesday

[Me]

This is why every man should do deadlifts. If your wife twists her ankle during a fire you gonna let her burn to death or are you going to be a man and lift her up and carry her out of that house?

Sorry bitch! Gotta be more nimble

 

[PeoplesChicken]

You uppity socias spend 80 bucks on 4 fruity pumpkin latte beers?

I am not sure someone who receives monthly orders for anal gerbils has room to cast stones

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Sorry bitch! Gotta be more nimble

Womens lib and all that

 

[Me]

I am not sure someone who receives monthly orders for anal gerbils has room to cast stones

Do gerbils cost more than or less than $80/4

 

[PnkPanther]

I won't be there. I am going to be like George Costanza and knock all of the old women and kids over making my escape

he was leading the way to safety

also the clown was played Jon Favreau

now you know

 

[stakesarehigh]

I picture my wife while literally banging all of your moms

And then I too picture @ThePeoplesChicken wife

 

[stakesarehigh]

I'm sorry

That was unnecessarily aggressive

I showed your mother tender loving care.

 

[ill]

I'm sorry

That was unnecessarily aggressive

I showed your mother tender loving care.

 

[Guy Incognito]

Jables needs to go back to the junior western bacon chee.

He's getting into Farley territory.

 

[stakesarehigh]

Jack Black looks really good there










Did he die shortly after?

 

[Me]

We have cupcakes at work.... Not what I need 10 days before the beach.

 

[williewilliejuan]

I am not sure someone who receives monthly orders for anal gerbils has room to cast stones

Pro Tip: There aren’t any special types of gerbils used for that purpose. Any gerbil will do. Remember to tie a strong knot around one of it’s hind legs or you’ll have to think up a really good cover story for the ER nurse.

 

[ill]

Jables needs to go back to the junior western bacon chee.

He's getting into Farley territory.

minus the drug usage.

 

[Me]

Pro Tip: There aren’t any special types of gerbils used for that purpose. Any gerbil will do. Remember to tie a strong knot around one of it’s hind legs or you’ll have to think up a really good cover story for the ER nurse.

What if your goal is to find a kinky nurse?

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

I don't "need" it, but I don't see a reason not to get it. Because I'm like 220, they let me qualify as overweight. But I could have used almost any reason and they wouldn't make me prove that, say, I was an alcoholic.

Unless you're 6' 7", you are.

BMI Calculator

 

[Me]

Unless you're 6' 7", you are.

BMI Calculator

lol BMI

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

The doctors giving the shots don't really care, as far as I can tell.

Of course they don't. They get paid either way.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

lol BMI

I'd expect that stance from an Oompa Loompa.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Also, involving your mom is bush league.

Yeah. Holy fucking shit.

I've already gone on record saying that if Mrs Redfoot confiscated my booze, I'd need a storage space for her decomposing corpse, but if she also called my fucking mom about it, that storage space would need to be big enough for her and her parents.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

I got all the way down to 198 in July. Currently sitting at 212. I’d like to get under 200 again and stay there.

Since I started lifting and eating heavier, I'm up to 170. I'd like to get to 175-180.