Married Monday

Bender said:
i've addressed it and am awaiting a reply, you need not concern yourself with the graboids issue.
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Sounds too close to hemorrhoids so I'll leave this to the experts
 
PeoplesChicken said:
Sounds too close to hemorrhoids so I'll leave this to the experts
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we're on it

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PnkPanther said:
probably smart, you're finger will likely swell during trip and ring will be really uncomfortable

my finger turned purple on our honeymoon and on day 3 I endd up painfully taking it off and putting in the suitcase.
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Oh yeah??? What else turned purple during the honeymoon?? :eyebrows:
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Bender said:
well, their origins are never spoken of. what awakened these giant sand beasts? and when? it seemed to target this small town, so localized (though there are many sequels that show they can adapt to many different conditions, these creatures are survivors). you talk about a caloric intake, even then I'm sure these cattle, humans, etc were pumped full of so much chemicals they never knew before they were quasi high and loving it, got too drunk and that's why the last one flew through the mountain). shit it was still a bit to cover your nose in sunscreen to show you were a dork in those days.
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that's what I'm wondering, how did they get so big, what did they feed on before finding small town? they'd need a lot of calories just to survive, much less grow

Doesn't add up
 
ill said:
I need to figure out how her BIL was able to get out of all these family trips...he is a master at it.
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Maybe he’s a vampire. That auto excludes you from being invited in my family.
 
gobigred said:
I’m not you, I don’t repel women. The one ones that aren’t repulsed by you are the obese ones
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I don't repel women. Those who can't appreciate my depth and sophistication feel uncomfortable and leave.

I do not now and have never dated fatties.
 
ill said:
congrats!

2 weeks into my marriage and I lost my wedding ring. Realized it while getting ready to go to DC for a concert. Scrambled and thought of all the places it might be, checked the garbage disposal, etc...realized it must have come off while washing the dog in the backyard. So went to the garage, got my metal detector, and found the little bastard in 2 minutes! It was very much a Lord of the Rings/Gollum look on my face when I saw it sitting there in the grass with all the leaves.

Lesson learned, don't keep wedding ring on while washing things.
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I lost mine playing softball. Other team had a guy who left his glove at home and I offered to let him borrow mine. Came off and either fell or that guy ended up with my ring.

Oh well.
 
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