I feel like I posted this one in the joke thread here. Might have been on the old Hoop which means it's probably been deleted for insensitivity by now . "Kilo" also works better than "8 ball" I think
edit: it's still there but it wasn't in the jokes thread, it was in a Music thread and also at another time on the NHL board. It looks like the punchline post may have been scrubbed from the first one though.