True story....
I was standing in line waiting to be checked out at a "country store" near my fishing camp one day while this old black man was trying to point out the foot he wanted to the store clerk....He said "
No, not dat one...I wun da one dat has da hair stickin' up right dere"
And when he said that I looked over and I swear that fucking jar was probably 8 years old...only had 3 or 4 feets left and the water was pink and cloudy...
I freaking puked all over the floor and left....just fucking left my shit on the counter and bolted!