Mid-May Monday Thread

The broad has figured out how to park the new car in the garage without my assistance.
 
I need new hobby

I still play words with friends, mainly with mom (makes her feel connected in a way) and I also entertain myself by communicating with scammers, I haven't gone so far to make a dummy account on hangouts, but I do keep responding until they give up and block me


They usually get pretty exasperated, just add me on (usually google hangouts) ok?

Why? You going to send nudes?

I want to get to know you first
You could joke around with people on message boards about their fandom.

You're over 40, it's allowed.
 
Yes. Between fed and state, I was about negative $360.
I'm going to pay a little over a grand but started a new business in 2020 and had massive deductions. Also had less than $2500 in 1099-DIV for the first time in forever so won't have to pay state income tax, due largely because I was/am heavily invested in this business.
 
I'm going to pay a little over a grand but started a new business in 2020 and had massive deductions. Also had less than $2500 in 1099-DIV for the first time in forever so won't have to pay state income tax, due largely because I was/am heavily invested in this business.
this board is considered a business?
 
Everyone got taxes filed? I saved mine to transit today and almost forgot.
Nope. I typically file an extension because it takes time to get our business returns done first. Ours aren’t due until next month regardless.
 
Nope. I typically file an extension because it takes time to get our business returns done first. Ours aren’t due until next month regardless.
my excuse is that I spilled bourbon on the keyboard of my personal laptop and I haven't felt like setting it up with my wireless keyboard and mouse
 
Still a US citizen, pay taxes like normal. I don't have legal residency outside the US, only operating on a tourist visa. (y)

Where are you now?
 
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I can't chill until it's official. Just how I am though.
 
morning

taxes are due today...I thought the due date was moved to July...so I guess I am doing my taxes this evening.

my dryer is screaming at me. I think the belt is done. I don't think it is worth it to try to change it myself though...it might be under warranty too...

got them submitted and accepted over the weekend.

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got them submitted and accepted over the weekend.

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I'm not worried. My taxes are pretty simple.

also wood not

she's got those linebacker shoulders Douche likes though.
 
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