Mid-May Monday Thread

[Me]

Everyone got taxes filed? I saved mine to transit today and almost forgot.

Yes. Between fed and state, I was about negative $360.

 

[ill]

Everyone got taxes filed? I saved mine to transit today and almost forgot.

samsies, boss

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

The broad has figured out how to park the new car in the garage without my assistance.

 

[ill]

The broad has figured out how to park the new car in the garage without my assistance.

what kind of assistance would she need from you?

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

I need new hobby

I still play words with friends, mainly with mom (makes her feel connected in a way) and I also entertain myself by communicating with scammers, I haven't gone so far to make a dummy account on hangouts, but I do keep responding until they give up and block me


They usually get pretty exasperated, just add me on (usually google hangouts) ok?

Why? You going to send nudes?

I want to get to know you first

You could joke around with people on message boards about their fandom.

You're over 40, it's allowed.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Everyone got taxes filed? I saved mine to transit today and almost forgot.

you don't even live in the US doe

 

[HammerDown]

Yes. Between fed and state, I was about negative $360.

I'm going to pay a little over a grand but started a new business in 2020 and had massive deductions. Also had less than $2500 in 1099-DIV for the first time in forever so won't have to pay state income tax, due largely because I was/am heavily invested in this business.

 

[HammerDown]

you don't even live in the US doe

Still a US citizen, pay taxes like normal. I don't have legal residency outside the US, only operating on a tourist visa.

 

[ill]

I'm going to pay a little over a grand but started a new business in 2020 and had massive deductions. Also had less than $2500 in 1099-DIV for the first time in forever so won't have to pay state income tax, due largely because I was/am heavily invested in this business.

this board is considered a business?

 

[williewilliejuan]

Everyone got taxes filed? I saved mine to transit today and almost forgot.

Nope. I typically file an extension because it takes time to get our business returns done first. Ours aren’t due until next month regardless.

 

[ill]

Nope. I typically file an extension because it takes time to get our business returns done first. Ours aren’t due until next month regardless.

my excuse is that I spilled bourbon on the keyboard of my personal laptop and I haven't felt like setting it up with my wireless keyboard and mouse

 

[redseat]

Still a US citizen, pay taxes like normal. I don't have legal residency outside the US, only operating on a tourist visa.

Where are you now?

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

@stakesarehigh @PeoplesChicken @SlinkyRedfoot

Registration for the millions begins tomorrow

Thanks. You gotta be vaccinated, though.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Got a new grill (the small one). Probably do some brisket on it next



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The briskets I cook weigh more than that grill.

 

[Me]

Thanks. You gotta be vaccinated, though.

Get you some bill bots

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Thanks. You gotta be vaccinated, though.

*it's not a vaccine

 

[basement bias]

I can't chill until it's official. Just how I am though.

 

[RoyMunson]

morning

taxes are due today...I thought the due date was moved to July...so I guess I am doing my taxes this evening.

my dryer is screaming at me. I think the belt is done. I don't think it is worth it to try to change it myself though...it might be under warranty too...

got them submitted and accepted over the weekend.

 

[ill]

got them submitted and accepted over the weekend.

I'm not worried. My taxes are pretty simple.

also wood not

she's got those linebacker shoulders Douche likes though.

 

[RoyMunson]

I'm not worried. My taxes are pretty simple.

also wood not

she's got those linebacker shoulders Douche likes though.

without the K-1 from my business, mine would take about 10 minutes.