Mid-May Monday Thread

[redseat]

so they were women, okay now what?

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

But oh well... Things are looking up that's all I care about

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

that you wouldn't fuck.... She got a lazy eye and unibrow?

Despite my online persona, I was pretty picky about what I stuck my dick in.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

One did "claim" the picture was from "this past year"


bullshit

Covid weight imo tbh imo



but y r u so shallow

 

[redseat]

what the fuck I thought you were younger than me.

so your biological clock IS ticking.

Time for you to settle, son

We've been over my age a few times and you've even made fun of me. Shame on your for not remembering

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Should be a crime to use an old picture. Now you got the filter game rolling. Streets is crazy out here

the real crime is myspace angling imo


broads using wizardry to make Bs look like DDs. Fucking pissening

 

[redseat]

Covid weight imo tbh imo



but y r u so shallow

No they weren't overweight... Just absolutely nothing like their pics

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

We've been over my age a few times and you've even made fun of me. Shame on your for not remembering

well, this is most likely all true

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

MIMF? (mom I might fuck?)

haha. Yeah, that's good.

Or MIWF, would as opposed to like to.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

No they weren't overweight... Just absolutely nothing like their pics

...how did they change other than weight? I mean, if they are 40 and posting senior pics, I understand....but even like 30 to 35 how is that possible?

 

[Bender]

I am somewhat ashamed to admit I actually watched the Show that Chapelle was making fun of

hell, we're old enough it's gone from, i remember when MTV used to play music videos, to I remember when MTV used to play music based reality shows.

 

[redseat]

...how did they change other than weight? I mean, if they are 40 and posting senior pics, I understand....but even like 30 to 35 how is that possible?

They looked like completely different people

But I don't really mind that, it's just that they had personalities of a brick wall. I aint settling for that

 

[stakesarehigh]

the real crime is myspace angling imo


broads using wizardry to make Bs look like DDs. Fucking pissening

MySpace? Is it 2007 again?

 

[Me]

MySpace? Is it 2007 again?

It's coming back!

 

[redseat]

It's coming back!

Why you considering Twitter "myspace?"

 

[stakesarehigh]

hell, we're old enough it's gone from, i remember when MTV used to play music videos, to I remember when MTV used to play music based reality shows.

They are actually doing a reunion of the first Real World

It's been 30 fucking years

Unreal

But yea....The Band wasn't completely terrible

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

The Band

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

MySpace? Is it 2007 again?

Sorry I haven't been randomly spraying in a while. I don't know what the kids call it now. It was Myspace Angling back in my day

 

[Bender]

Today swiped right on 4 that age... Hopefully they actually have current pictures

dude, i'm sure AARP would let you get a subscription if you really wanted one. you don't have to do that.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

They looked like completely different people

But I don't really mind that, it's just that they had personalities of a brick wall. I aint settling for that

the only thing that matters is, the teddy game.

how was it?