Mid-May Monday Thread

An opportunity presented itself so.....
Donald Trump GIF
 
An opportunity presented itself so.....

But you are right... I want the real deal but I am taking this boards advice.. "Don't look a gift horse in the mouth"
Slump.

Buster.

Bonus points if breaking out with an above average, because I've crushed a slampig or two back in the day.
 
An opportunity presented itself so.....

But you are right... I want the real deal but I am taking this boards advice.. "Don't look a gift horse in the mouth"

Good to get the old slump buster out of the way...lay down a bunt and get on base. Get a little confidence
 
broad just switched insurance companies on the new vehicle and now I'm saving $20 a month on mine too.

the worm dancing kid GIF
 
Word. Broads can tell if you've been fucking. I'm convinced of it. Some subconscious thing. Pheromones or something.
WE can tell he's been fucking now.

He went from "BUMBLES A SCAM!!!!! :("

to

"I'm only looking for something serious :("

to

"At least I'm getting matches, even if they are ghosting me :("

to

"Yea went out with two broads :-/"

to


"BUT I SPRAY'D ONE OF EM :skip:"
 
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