Million-Dollar Ideas

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Post your million dollar ideas here. Just as long as we agree to not steal each others' ideas. Deal?

Here's mine:

To cater to the emerging gay demographic, I propose a new themed restaurant for gay men.

Instead of featuring women waitstaff showcasing their well-endowed breasts, the waitstaff would be all male and wear assless chaps.

We'll call it "Tooters".

Now lets hear yours....GO!!!
 
I have no idea why I’m laughing at this, but I am.
 
Guy Incognito said:
It's a mat, with all different conclusions, that you jump to!
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office space bad idea GIF
 
Fart-vision glasses
 
I had a great idea for a waffle commercial but Eggo told me to fuck off many times until I finally did.
 
I created the garbage buddy, too. Took an old bath mat and folded it in half. Turns any garbage bag into a garbage can. So then I bought a bunch of foam and had them sized and weighed to match this shitty ugly bath mat. So now I have cheap, affordable, easy to dispose of and colorful garbage buddies my kids use every week. Just roll one up, stick it in any garbage bag and it unrolls creating the perfect little disposable garage can,

Working on making it official w trademarks and stuff. Might need a new name waiting to hear back.
 
As long as the kids ain't using the schools, turn them into homeless shelters.
 
I'm going to engineer a miniature pool cleaning robot gizmo that will clean the tub and shower while I'm goofing off.
 
occupant said:
Post your million dollar ideas here. Just as long as we agree to not steal each others' ideas. Deal?

Here's mine:

To cater to the emerging gay demographic, I propose a new themed restaurant for gay men.

Instead of featuring women waitstaff showcasing their well-endowed breasts, the waitstaff would be all male and wear assless chaps.

We'll call it "Tooters".

Now lets hear yours....GO!!!
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Don't they already have these in the ghey metropolis of DFW? Tallywhackers and Cocks
 
Kburjr said:
As long as the kids ain't using the schools, turn them into homeless shelters.
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Or turn homeless shelters into schools so they can get a degree and get jobs BOOM!! We just solved the homeless problem.
 
Start a frozen custard stand in the deep south.

Been telling my wife for the past 25 years that we would have made a fortune by now if we pulled the trigger back then.
 
This isn't a million dollar idea, but I always kind of wanted to start the next big west coast food trend.

People out here hear "grits," and they immediately turn up their nose.
I've long been convinced if someone rebranded grits as "polenta blanc," they'd become the next really popular food.
Mind you, I don't even like plain grits, but I'd eat a bowl of garlic cheese grits everyday and twice on Sunday.
 
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