Moist Monday

Being a city person, I don't get how you can keep that amount of apples fresh and crisp long enough to use them all.

Are you donating some to a food bank?
They last pretty long if you wrap them in paper and store them in the fridge.

A fair amount will get frozen as either applesauce or apple butter, as well.
 
The only junior class member of the homecoming court, but she is not eligible for election. That is for seniors only.

I will pretend to know what that is. HAHA. But that's pretty sweet
 
He and his family probably eat a lot more apples than you do.

I eat a lot of apples. 25 pounds would only last me about 5-6 weeks, and that's by myself. Add my family in and it's obviously less.

He's probably gonna do some gay shit like make an apple pie or two, which would go through a bunch.
There's at least one apple crisp on the menu, as well.

And if making apple crisp is gay, then bend over and I'll fuck the straight right out of you.
 
These city boys think Apple crisp comes from the bakery.
I haven't gotten around to getting to the shelf stable canning/jarring stuff yet, but it's probably not that far off for me. I don't think my kids are going to slow down their eating any time soon.

We bought a watermelon yesterday. Cut it into slices today. It's almost half gone already.
 
I haven't gotten around to getting to the shelf stable canning/jarring stuff yet, but it's probably not that far off for me. I don't think my kids are going to slow down their eating any time soon.

We bought a watermelon yesterday. Cut it into slices today. It's almost half gone already.
Have you ever tried watermelon pickles? Easy to make. It's a sugar based pickle like sweet gherkins. You pickle the white part next to the rind. Christmas staple growing up.
 
Have you ever tried watermelon pickles? Easy to make. It's a sugar based pickle like sweet gherkins. You pickle the white part next to the rind. Christmas staple growing up.
Never had them. I think I have only tried pickling cucumbers and jalapenos to this point.
 
Never had them. I think I have only tried pickling cucumbers and jalapenos to this point.
Here is a simple recipe for refrigerator pickles. I prefer the hot canned ones but these are decent and quicker.

 
yep

told my wife my son is never allowed to own one.


this makes like 8 people I've personally known killed on a motorcycle
I know several people that have died on motorcycles. Only one of them did it to themselves. Everyone else was hit by cars not paying attention.
 
I just read about that at lunch.

Probably someone hacked it, ejected the pilot, and remote flew it to wherever they wanted it.

Fucking stupid.
Really? That seems like a stretch
 
Not so much a proud moment as a happy for them moment. My daughter is raising superstars. Beautiful, intelligent, hard-working young ladies.

Well you should be proud! Hats off to you and your daughter
 
I feel pride in my happiness.
Compete Tonight Show GIF by The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
 
I know several people that have died on motorcycles. Only one of them did it to themselves. Everyone else was hit by cars not paying attention.

yep

I can only imagine it's fun as hell but heck of a risk to me
 
There's at least one apple crisp on the menu, as well.

And if making apple crisp is gay, then bend over and I'll fuck the straight right out of you.
Apple crisp, apple dumplings, apple pie, apple butter, apple sauce, apple cider, apple juice, candy apples, and caramel apples to name a few. All good stuff.
 
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