Monday mernin

Waiting for post-millennial confirmation
 
Well, the weekend is over.



Thank god.... Fuck that was a long weekend. Probably too long into the relationship, SA asked for the number. It was a lot higher than what she expected. And she freaked out about me still following chicks I've dated/etc on Instagram. She had some stuff in her past, that makes it make sense, but still thought it was a little cray. I'm exhausted

The older one gets the less likely you want to know the number.
 
The older one gets the less likely you want to know the number.
I said 20-25.


I should have gone 15-20, but I was being somewhat truthful...I can only think of about 21 or 22 off hand right now, but I'm sure it's more like 25-30.
 
how you have a thing for dudes.

Which has never been a thing, but clearly you have some sort of like distorted obsession with my sexuality. Which, while creepy, I'll take the attention.
 
I only worry if they don't know the number

I would honestly have to think on it for myself lol. Crunch some numbers

But I've got a few friends that have had single runs longer than they were in relationships....if you do the math four or five a year over 20 years gets you to a hundred without being completely disgusting.




Minus the herpes
 
I said 20-25.


I should have gone 15-20, but I was being somewhat truthful...I can only think of about 21 or 22 off hand right now, but I'm sure it's more like 25-30.

I don't think that's an outrageous number
 
I only worry if they don't know the number


well, actually I don't worry about it since I'm married.

But if somehow I end up single again, I would be worried if they diddn't know how many dicks were inside them


swagger clerks GIF
 
I said 20-25.


I should have gone 15-20, but I was being somewhat truthful...I can only think of about 21 or 22 off hand right now, but I'm sure it's more like 25-30.

you whore

My number is a lot smaller, but I've been with same person since 28.
 
The question now is, will gobucks social studliness destroy his relationship after she can't get that pissening taste out of her mouth?
 
I'm thinking it's only a few for her.

That's a nice find lol

You got me hitting up my mental highlight reel out here there's a few slump buster's I'd have preferred forgetting.

I blame you
 
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