Monday mernin

[stakesarehigh]

Telling her I fucked 69 chicks wouldn't have gone over well

Maybe if you put your hand up for the high five after you say it she would be ok

 

[Fish]

I didn't but that's a strong point

Guys be like "well I touched her thigh so I'm counting it"

And women be like "one and dones don't count", "extracurriculars don't count, if it happened on a Tuesday definitely not, anything outside of our ZIP code is of course stricken from the record book..etc

 

[PnkPanther]

I didn't appreciate it when she called kobes a 12 year old boy and also when she wished a cancer death on someone.

she accused me of playing world of warcarft

that bitch

 

[ill]

Maybe if you put your hand up for the high five after you say it she would be ok

would it be worse to know the number off hand for such a conversation or would it be worse to sit there and count them off on your hand in front of her, saying the name as you counted it off?

 

[Me]

would it be worse to know the number off hand for such a conversation or would it be worse to sit there and count them off on your hand in front of her, saying the name as you counted it off?

Names?

 

[stakesarehigh]

My wife knows I hate her kids.

She feels lucky that I haven't killed them yet.

Brutal honesty

Respect

My sister pulled that dumb shit with my mom before my mom passed

Telling her she had to love her step kids equally to the two she has.

I had no problem telling her I love my nieces more lol

 

[PnkPanther]

Fan?

That guy.

Drove me.

Nuts.

With his posting.

Style.

It's like his account was setup with a 15 character limit per line.

my coworker emails in same style

 

[ill]

Names?

Jan, Marsha, Cindy, Bobby...that chick at the bus stop...



names

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

I didn't but that's a strong point

Guys be like "well I touched her thigh so I'm counting it"

And women be like "one and dones don't count", "extracurriculars don't count, if it happened on a Tuesday definitely not, anything outside of our ZIP code is of course stricken from the record book..etc

I'm the opposite. If a gal is just changing my oil, I don't count it. When I had "the talk" with the broad, she told me that counts... it's bullshit.

 

[ill]

I'm the opposite. If a gal is just changing my oil, I don't count it. When I had "the talk" with the broad, she told me that counts... it's bullshit.

alright, Bill Clinton.

 

[Me]

I'm the opposite. If a gal is just changing my oil, I don't count it. When I had "the talk" with the broad, she told me that counts... it's bullshit.

Yeah, that doesn't count

 

[stakesarehigh]

would it be worse to know the number off hand for such a conversation or would it be worse to sit there and count them off on your hand in front of her, saying the name as you counted it off?

I would think a well worn crumpled piece of paper with the "slay list" pulled from his wallet would be $



The last chick that asked me this (certainly not to compare her to SA) ultimately didn't like the answer and then proceeded to do everything but. She is also coincidentally the chick I did cocaine with. But the moral of the story is she didn't have actual sex with me.

Cocaine> stakes in terms of morality is what I learned

 

[Fish]

I'm the opposite. If a gal is just changing my oil, I don't count it. When I had "the talk" with the broad, she told me that counts... it's bullshit.

You told her about all the spraying?

 

[ill]

I would think a well worn crumpled piece of paper with the "slay list" pulled from his wallet would be $



The last chick that asked me this (certainly not to compare her to SA) ultimately didn't like the answer and then proceeded to do everything but. She is also coincidentally the chick I did cocaine with. But the moral of the story is she didn't have actual sex with me.

Cocaine> stakes in terms of morality is what I learned

I laughed out loud at this one. Well done.

 

[Me]

I would think a well worn crumpled piece of paper with the "slay list" pulled from his wallet would be $



The last chick that asked me this (certainly not to compare her to SA) ultimately didn't like the answer and then proceeded to do everything but. She is also coincidentally the chick I did cocaine with. But the moral of the story is she didn't have actual sex with me.

Cocaine> stakes in terms of morality is what I learned

Cocaine> all

 

[ill]

I would think a well worn crumpled piece of paper with the "slay list" pulled from his wallet would be $



The last chick that asked me this (certainly not to compare her to SA) ultimately didn't like the answer and then proceeded to do everything but. She is also coincidentally the chick I did cocaine with. But the moral of the story is she didn't have actual sex with me.

Cocaine> stakes in terms of morality is what I learned

I think I should start putting together an Excel sheet...

with details on what was done.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

You told her about all the spraying?

im a man, im honest

 

[basement bias]

Do you love them all equally or do you have a pecking order like with your 15 kids

Btw give us your top five poll for your kids/step kids

Do you have them play games contending for prizes and glory and your general affection?

Europe Soccer Pecking Order:
1. Bayern
2. Barca
3. PSG
4. Man City
5. Napoli
6. Leverkusen
7. Roma
8. St. Etienne
9. Norwich

Kids
1. Grand & Lil
3. Buck
4. Dodger
5. Bossy

 

[stakesarehigh]

I think I should start putting together an Excel sheet...

with details on what was done.

Definitely

This is important stuff to know and rehash in detail for your next would be relationship

Very attractive to relive past mistakes in finite detail

 

[Me]

Europe Soccer Pecking Order:
1. Bayern
2. Barca
3. PSG
4. Man City
5. Napoli
6. Leverkusen
7. Roma
8. St. Etienne
9. Norwich

Kids
1. Grand & Lil
3. Buck
4. Dodger
5. Bossy

No ties