Monday morning at tNation

Guy Incognito said:
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You Say "Bread," I Say "Cake"

One baker's take on the differences between the two.
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Obviously "bread" isn't an ingredient, but there are questions about why we call cornbread a bread and not a cake.
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Bender said:
why did she want subtitles on when i'm now questioning her ability to read?
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I don't know...I really don't know

don't worry, I ain't getting gob'd
 
some jackass is riding a mini dirt bike in the small wooded area on the side of my house and i'm already trying to come up with a list of things to scatter out there that will help lessen this type of thing in the future.
 
Bender said:
some jackass is riding a mini dirt bike in the small wooded area on the side of my house and i'm already trying to come up with a list of things to scatter out there that will help lessen this type of thing in the future.
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Maybe empty the litterbox on the trails closest to the house.
 
Bender said:
some jackass is riding a mini dirt bike in the small wooded area on the side of my house and i'm already trying to come up with a list of things to scatter out there that will help lessen this type of thing in the future.
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A roll of barbed wire fencing
 
Guy Incognito said:
Maybe empty the litterbox on the trails closest to the house.
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that's the thing, i doubt there are even any trails out there. fucking piece of shit. some douche tween probably got it for christmas. have fun, next year you'll be asking for two front teeth
 
Bender said:
that's the thing, i doubt there are even any trails out there. fucking piece of shit. some douche tween probably got it for christmas. have fun, next year you'll be asking for two front teeth
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There's probably some places that the person(s) in question frequent enough that have become de facto trails. Dump your litter on them.
 
Guy Incognito said:
I mean, not a bad guess based on the freezer conversation from last week, I was more implying that a trip behind @Bender's house would require new tires every time.
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too...not personal...

kid needs to see Bender's face, make sure he knows who he is pissing off with his riding
 
Bender said:
some jackass is riding a mini dirt bike in the small wooded area on the side of my house and i'm already trying to come up with a list of things to scatter out there that will help lessen this type of thing in the future.
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True story from my youth:

I grew up in Napa, CA. My uncle lived in Napa as well on acreage that backed to a vineyard. My cousins and I (and all of our friends) would ride motorcycles through the vineyards down to the Napa River, where a little track had been created. We did this for years.

Eventually, the vineyard sold and the new owner didn’t like people cutting through his vineyard to get down to the river. To address this, he strung a wire across the rows to prevent people from going through it. My cousin’s friends Guillermo and Don and some girl I didn’t know went through the vineyard unaware of the wire: Guillermo on a motorcycle and Don and the girl on a three-wheeler. They didn’t see the wire. Guillermo was higher up because he was on a motorcycle and the wire caught him across the chest and knocked him off his bike, generally unharmed.

Don and the girl were lower because they were on a three-wheeler. The wire hit Don in the neck and beheaded him instantly. It hit the girl on the top of her head and she fell backwards off the three-wheeler onto her head and died a few days later.

A few things happened that day: Two kids died. Everyone else found a new way down to the river and a vineyard owner lost everything they owned.
 
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