Monday Mourning

[PeoplesChicken]

this was the nurse chick.

she was nice...but not really all that attractive...her pics were shady

slim...shady??

 

[RubinRock]

rings have to be the biggest scam going. Essentially the entire wedding business is

 

[PnkPanther]

Never been but I would assume in the end it would cost you less to do all inclusive than not

Mixed bag, but it is nice to know your bill upfront.

Also note, you should still tip even at places saying gratuity is included. For me it means trying to use same bartender all day and just tipping him at start of the day.

 

[ill]

It is to me. Ding Ding Ding, she doesn't want to marry me....

ding ding ding

she doesn't like that old ass ring

 

[ill]

slim...shady??

negative

and no teddies

and a bit of a lisp

 

[PnkPanther]

rings have to be the biggest scam going. Essentially the entire wedding business is

let me tell you about chocolate covered strawberries

 

[PnkPanther]

negative

and no teddies

and a bit of a lisp

you're pushing 40, the good ones are taken, you'll have to accept some flaws

 

[DJ Fieri]

The NFL draft starts on Thirstysday.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Do pot hangovers exist?

Sort of.

If I go hogwild, I can sometimes be a little foggy the next day, but never hungover like a booze hangover.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

you're pushing 40, the good ones are taken, you'll have to accept some flaws

Not if he's fishing for 25 year olds.

 

[RubinRock]

Not if he's fishing for 25 year olds.

25 year looking for 40 year olds are gold diggers. Flaw.

 

[Me]

Not if he's fishing for 25 year olds.

Ahh, yes.... Those well adjusted, smart, cool, hot 25 year olds looking for a father figure to bang in their lives

 

[ill]

you're pushing 40, the good ones are taken, you'll have to accept some flaws

no way man

there are good ones coming out of marriages everyday

right kobes?

 

[DJ Fieri]

Wife works today, overtime in another part of the hospital.....I went into the bedroom and announced, "Arise, you need to be at work soon. I have spoken!!!!"

And left.

 

[ill]

The NFL draft starts on Thirstysday.

DIAF

"Thirstysday"

FFS

 

[DJ Fieri]

it was a good weekend.

not a great weekend.

golfed, spread more mulch, had a date (not great)

no complaints here

Had a date while the woman from NY is staying with you?

 

[DJ Fieri]

Shit.

I heard her go into the bathroom and let the toilet seat down. Forgot. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

 

[ojb81]

rings have to be the biggest scam going. Essentially the entire wedding business is

pretty much any industry is a racket if you look at it hard enough. . .

 

[redseat]

ding ding ding

she doesn't like that old ass ring

The ring was appraised for a butt load....

and as another posted stated, rings are one of the biggest scams out there

 

[ill]

The ring was appraised for a butt load....

and as another posted stated, rings are one of the biggest scams out there

doesn't matter if the ring is butt ugly

girls have a specific thing in their heads for what they want to wear everyday for the rest of their lives

you can't round peg, square hole something like that