Monday Mourning

doesn't matter if the ring is butt ugly

girls have a specific thing in their heads for what they want to wear everyday for the rest of their lives

you can't round peg, square hole something like that

That's the thing, it isn't! Sure it's not the monstrosities they have for carrots now but it was a damn nice ring.

She just didn't want to marry me and it worked out in the end
 
Sort of.

If I go hogwild, I can sometimes be a little foggy the next day, but never hungover like a booze hangover.
Redfoot also experiences a hangover after going hogwild on Gefilte fish
 
It's not that hard
The Office Thats GIF
 
#BigHoney gotta be one of the biggest scams going. 50% of the bee colonies are dying each year and the honey supply keeps going up. And the sheeple keep eating the fake shit.
 
#BigHoney gotta be one of the biggest scams going. 50% of the bee colonies are dying each year and the honey supply keeps going up. And the sheeple keep eating the fake shit.
That is why I only buy artisanal honey
 
#BigHoney gotta be one of the biggest scams going. 50% of the bee colonies are dying each year and the honey supply keeps going up. And the sheeple keep eating the fake shit.
honey is just watered down maple syrup

#bigtree
 
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