Monday Mourning

i was originally anti-all inclusive resorts, but have come around to lazy American Caribbean tourism.

So long as resort isn't filled with college kids binge drinking or families, I like going. I'll only go to adults only ones though and if you don't cheap out, you'll avoid the kids
hedo pnk, all about the rippin and the tearin.
 
Maybe. If so, you can just eat them.

#backtonature
Mike Tyson Good Job GIF by Cameo
 
doesn't matter if the ring is butt ugly

girls have a specific thing in their heads for what they want to wear everyday for the rest of their lives

you can't round peg, square hole something like that
always go with something at least $50k, that way when the marriage goes sour it's easier to make the hit look like a mugging gone wrong.

or so i've heard.
 
always go with something at least $50k, that way when the marriage goes sour it's easier to make the hit look like a mugging gone wrong.

or so i've heard.
Where's the fucking 🔧
 
always go with something at least $50k, that way when the marriage goes sour it's easier to make the hit look like a mugging gone wrong.

or so i've heard.
pro tip?
 
You went back to dig that up?

That my friend is LITERALLY Artis Anal!
 
I booked a fishing trip for the first weekend in June.

going to PA
 
heh...

heheh...
 
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