Mondays effing thread of effing awesomeness

[Fish]

I'm concerned for her own.

Is is dry?

Flag on the play!!

 

[ill]

Flag on the play!!

I bet she's never experienced a WAP

Douche claims a WAD though

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

I'm concerned for her own.

Is is dry?

Is what?

I'm wet whenever I wanna be.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Flag on the play!!

He doesn't discuss sex with strangers!

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

I bet she's never experienced a WAP

Douche claims a WAD though

I call wads sprays.

"I shot my wad" instead "I spray"

Cuts out the fluff.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Was rushing around last night for no apparent reason and i kicked the leg of the dresser while in bare feet. Thought i broke a couple of toes. Fuck that hurt. Still hard to walk on that foot.

That dresser is lucky to still have 3 legs

 

[PeoplesChicken]

That dress is lucky to still have 3 legs

Suck a dick pete

 

[DJ Fieri]

Funny parody of WAP.....

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Great the accumulative IQ of the board just went south

 

[redseat]

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Suck a dick pete

Gag on a few

 

[redseat]

Jesus - we know who will win this, why play? Lol

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[ill]

Is what?

I'm wet whenever I wanna be.

you make yourself wet?

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

you make yourself wet?

Haven't had to do that in a year and a half

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

What did she used to call Italians?

That's actually WOP, which I was once told stood for Work Out Passage, but I couldn't find anything about that with a quick google search.

 

[ill]

That's actually WOP, which I was once told stood for Work Out Passage, but I couldn't find anything about that with a quick google search.

WithOut Papers

 

[Fish]

WithOut Papers

shut up dago

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

WithOut Papers

I forgot that one.

 

[ill]

shut up dago

Did you hear about the new Italian tires?


Dago here, dago there, and when dago flat, dago wop wop wop.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

shut up dago

doggo?