Monday's thread of repeated shoulder punches, noogies and non political discourse

i had dreds in college. yeah, 90s white guy with dreds.

lived in a sorority house for a summer with 6 girls i knew (true)

came out of the shower, one girl, buffy, looked at me and said "Dan, we think its time"


they shaved my head

bald ever since
 
Yeah, he said he didn't need us anymore because he wouldn't have any reason to fuck off.


But...he's posting...RN.....

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First liar doesn't stand a chance.

Well maybe they do since the first liar is always the last liar in here.
 
I'm really sorry but that's what he said.

Sorry it took so long to get back to you but I was looking at a pic of those playboy bunnies I lived with back in college. They put me up at the Playboy Mansion.

Hugh loaned me his corvette to drive around campus.

True story.
 
I'm really sorry but that's what he said.

Sorry it took so long to get back to you but I was looking at a pic of those playboy bunnies I lived with back in college. They put me up at the Playboy Mansion.

Hugh loaned me his corvette to drive around campus.

True story.
That's not what I was @Fish ing for. Dummy.


*oh I skipped half your reply*


shame.
 
The Duke brought me back!
 
oh, made meatloaf on smoker. It's been at least a decade since I last had meatloaf, probably longer. Thought maybe I'd enjoy it more if it were on the grill. Nope, it turned out ok, I don't think it was anything I did, just don't care much for meatloaf. Could've used more caramalized onion or cheese in middle, but since I didn't care much not going to worry about a jazzed up version
 
The Duke brought me back!
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i had dreds in college. yeah, 90s white guy with dreds.

lived in a sorority house for a summer with 6 girls i knew (true)

came out of the shower, one girl, buffy, looked at me and said "Dan, we think its time"


they shaved my head

bald ever since
 
Yeah, I know it's a dick move, but I did that in high school. Dumb
I think you should just stay away from drive thrus before you hurt yourself.
 
one of those girls owns a gym, in my college town. she doesnt look 43.

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