Monday's thread of repeated shoulder punches, noogies and non political discourse

ill said:
The wife who lived in my house before I bought it had an Amazon package sent here. It's been 4+ years...so it's mine now, right?
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were you the same size?

rock it, was probably meant as a gift to you for indigenous peoples day.
 
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ill said:
Good because I don't want to go digging to see if I have their new address anywhere anymore
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What is it?
 
gobucks0409 said:
What is it?
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may the fourth be with you star wars GIF
 
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Tighten down the toilet seat and I'm done.

Granted I didn't work on it real hard or all day, probably a total of an hour split into 10 minute segments.

Toilet paper holder not installed, takes 3 minutes.

Big ass towel wood stained shelf unit my wife bought to put over both toilets isn't back up yet either. This morning wife says "You're going to be mad but I want to paint the shelf unit white because it would look so good".

I said Fuck no, you're not making more work. She said "I'll do it though". I said "Why don't you do some other shit I've been asking you to do for 2 years like rescreen the fucking screens?

Things were tense for a little bit around here. She keeps coming up with this stupid shit I'll cancel dish network so she can't watch those faggots on hgtv.
 
PnkPanther said:
I was at a fried chicken place here that serves fried gizzards

Lady: I want gizzards, but Everytime I order them you guys screw them up


Gets her order

Lady: you screwed them up again ( continues to berate the employee)....I want a refund


Manager: sorry, can I try again, if still wrong I'll refund your money ( I was impressed, the place has good chicken, customer service not so much, I expected them to tell her tough luck)

Manager brings out new batch that looked identical to batch lady rejected


Lady: much better, thank you

I didn't realize there were gizzard conniseur
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I LOVE chicken gizzards. I like them grilled or baked better than fried, but I’ll eat them almost any way.
 
Fish said:
Tighten down the toilet seat and I'm done.

Granted I didn't work on it real hard or all day, probably a total of an hour split into 10 minute segments.

Toilet paper holder not installed, takes 3 minutes.

Big ass towel wood stained shelf unit my wife bought to put over both toilets isn't back up yet either. This morning wife says "You're going to be mad but I want to paint the shelf unit white because it would look so good".

I said Fuck no, you're not making more work. She said "I'll do it though". I said "Why don't you do some other shit I've been asking you to do for 2 years like rescreen the fucking screens?

Things were tense for a little bit around here. She keeps coming up with this stupid shit I'll cancel dish network so she can't watch those faggots on hgtv.
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Make her watch hoarders instead and then she will appreciate you
 
gobucks0409 said:
What is it?
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it's a gavel and a book on how to run a meeting...

it's a gift to their daughter from the grandparents. I think she just got elected class president or something...
 
ill said:
it's a gavel and a book on how to run a meeting...

it's a gift to their daughter from the grandparents. I think she just got elected class president or something...
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You seem quite knowledgeable on their life
 
gobucks0409 said:
You seem quite knowledgeable on their life
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there's a little note in the there that says "Congrats Ms President, love Grammy and Pop pop"
 
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