Murder Mystery in the UP

RobBase · Tuesday at 11:54 AM

Developing situation. FBI involved.

FBI Detroit office confirms federal officials were at Isle Royale following death of two campers

The Federal Bureau of Investigation in Detroit confirmed June 11 that federal officials were at the Isle Royale National Park, following the death of two campers at the remote campground.

www.freep.com

RP-29 · Tuesday at 12:44 PM

huskers1217 · Tuesday at 1:00 PM

And I thought this was going to be about how the old fuck in UP killed his wife because she was too fat for the balloons

RP-29 · Tuesday at 1:21 PM

huskers1217 said:
And I thought this was going to be about how the old fuck in UP killed his wife because she was too fat for the balloons

I wasn't sure anyone would get my "Surviving the Game" reference. Underrated movie. The environment of the movie aligns nicely with this story and plot alignment is feasible.

huskers1217 · Tuesday at 1:40 PM

RP-29 said:
I wasn't sure anyone would get my "Surviving the Game" reference. Underrated movie. The environment of the movie aligns nicely with this story and plot alignment is feasible.

I mean. To look at the pigs face you are eating. To me. That was so hardcore

huskers1217 · Tuesday at 1:44 PM

RP-29 said:
I wasn't sure anyone would get my "Surviving the Game" reference. Underrated movie. The environment of the movie aligns nicely with this story and plot alignment is feasible.

Fun fact. My youngest is named Mason. And my wife has no idea why

rsw626 · Tuesday at 1:57 PM

Yoopers are a weird bunch man.

RP-29 · Tuesday at 2:08 PM

huskers1217 said:
Fun fact. My youngest is named Mason. And my wife has no idea why

Ha! No Shit!?! I named my youngest after a movie character, too; and my wife has no idea where I got it from.

And I'm not going to tell her where I got it from because it would probably piss her off.

My daughter is named after a stripper in a movie. I liked the name.

Mofo · Tuesday at 2:09 PM

RP-29 said:
I wasn't sure anyone would get my "Surviving the Game" reference. Underrated movie. The environment of the movie aligns nicely with this story and plot alignment is feasible.

Holy shitballs, you might've seen as many bad movies as me.

RP-29 · Tuesday at 2:17 PM

Mofo said:
Holy shitballs, you might've seen as many bad movies as me.

I watched a ton of bad movies back in the '90s - before I had a wife and kids. My first kid popped out in 2001 and since then my movie consumption tanked. No regrets, I saw pretty much every movie worth watching anyway...

PeoplesChicken · Tuesday at 6:29 PM

RP-29 said:
I watched a ton of bad movies back in the '90s - before I had a wife and kids. My first kid popped out in 2001 and since then my movie consumption tanked. No regrets, I saw pretty much every movie worth watching anyway...

Do yourself a favor and watch a movie called Night Patrol

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broncosmitty · Tuesday at 6:36 PM

My little cuz was lined up to be a Park Ranger on Isle Royal this summer.

Then Trump cut the shit outta the National Park Service and there aren’t any now.

Leaving it wide open for murderin’, if you’re into taking advantage of an opportunity.

CorpRebel · Tuesday at 9:29 PM

PeoplesChicken said:
Do yourself a favor and watch a movie called Night Patrol

Pat Paulsen, Linda Blair and BILLY BARTY??? Oh Lawdy!!

How did I ever miss THIS movie? :dhd:

ojb81 · Tuesday at 10:06 PM

RP-29 said:
Ha! No Shit!?! I named my youngest after a movie character, too; and my wife has no idea where I got it from.

And I'm not going to tell her where I got it from because it would probably piss her off. My daughter is named after a stripper in a movie. I liked the name.

Jordan?

Dolemite censored · Tuesday at 10:08 PM

RP-29 said:
I wasn't sure anyone would get my "Surviving the Game" reference. Underrated movie. The environment of the movie aligns nicely with this story and plot alignment is feasible.

Ice-T's best movie.

ojb81 · Tuesday at 10:21 PM

Hmmm....i find it quite interesting that the FBI is taking such an interest right from the jump...

casey affleck chin scratch GIF by The Academy Awards

broncosmitty · Tuesday at 10:43 PM

ojb81 said:
Hmmm....i find it quite interesting that the FBI is taking such an interest right from the jump...

It’s Federal land.

RobBase · Wednesday at 12:11 PM

broncosmitty said:
My little cuz was lined up to be a Park Ranger on Isle Royal this summer.

Then Trump cut the shit outta the National Park Service and there aren’t any now.

Leaving it wide open for murderin’, if you’re into taking advantage of an opportunity.

Make Bigfoot Pissed Again.

RP-29 · Wednesday at 12:26 PM

ojb81 said:
Jordan?

No, but that's a really fucking good guess! I wore out my VHS tape from that cake scene back in the day!

RP-29 · Wednesday at 12:39 PM

ojb81 said:
Jordan?

What she looks like now: