My brother had a shitty day

I think my brother was still in shock when he called me. There’s not many people that can claim they’ve been hit by a hearse.

If it were a close friend or relative of mine, I’d definitely be pissed.

The driver claims he blacked out, but I’d be claiming the same thing whether it were true or not. For his sake, I hope it’s the truth and nothing bites him in the ass when they check his phone usage. But he had to be going at a decent clip to do that much damage to the hearse.
Did the front end of the hearse only stop because it hit the front driver's side wheel of your Bro's rig?
 
Did the front end of the hearse only stop because it hit the front driver's side wheel of your Bro's rig?
I don’t know, but that’s a heavy duty steel bumper on that truck and it takes a lot of force to bend one like that. The driver is lucky the truck wasn’t a taller profile for sure though
 
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Ritual suicide?
Asshole.

I had that meme in my gallery.
 
I don’t know anything about line work, and I didn’t ask, but I think that’s the truck they use to set new power poles in the ground
With that grapple on the end, that would make sense. I don't know line work either, but sure looks like it either grabs or secures to the pole
 
Damn, driver had to have been speeding on on his/her phone... Hearse's usually drive what like 4 miles an hour max... No way it would have caused that much damage at that speed... Everyone ok?
 
Damn, driver had to have been speeding on on his/her phone... Hearse's usually drive what like 4 miles an hour max... No way it would have caused that much damage at that speed... Everyone ok?
Everyone is ok, just some hurt feelings from the family and friends trailing the hearse
 
Yes that WAS definitely a shitty day

wow
 
If I was the driver, I’d say that the dude came up out of the coffin and tried to force him off the road, but then died for real in the resultant crash.
 
That’s a pretty stout bumper on your brother’s truck.
Heavy duty steel. Those big utility trucks are about the last thing you want to hit head on. You could easily total your vehicle and the truck will have little if any damage
 
I don’t know, but that’s a heavy duty steel bumper on that truck and it takes a lot of force to bend one like that. The driver is lucky the truck wasn’t a taller profile for sure though
That's what makes me think he would have put that hearse further under but must have been saved by that heavy duty tire.
 
of the people involved, dead or alive, I would say your brother's day wasn't the worst of the group.
 
Should I know of dril?
If you're not on Twitter probably not. One of those iykyk things (a lot of people know, probably more don't). His joke is he tweets thing that are intentionally absurd but the most popular one always get applied unironically to real-life situations.

Like we all know that one person with financial trouble because they waste it on frivolous shit that he's making fun of here.

 
If you're not on Twitter probably not. One of those iykyk things (a lot of people know, probably more don't). His joke is he tweets thing that are intentionally absurd but the most popular one always get applied unironically to real-life situations.

Like we all know that one person with financial trouble because they waste it on frivolous shit that he's making fun of here.


one of the better Twitter accounts out there

 
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