My kids keep losing the f'ing remote control

[JuiceTheGator]

I want a remote which is also a drone. All I have to do is clap or something and it should start up and fly to me.

Submit your designs and I shall finance your prototype and necessary patents.

 

[Rex Racer]

I want a remote which is also a drone. All I have to do is clap or something and it should start up and fly to me.

Submit your designs and I shall finance your prototype and necessary patents.

It would be cheaper to make a separate TV room for your kids and tell them that if they go into your living room and touch your remote they will be fed to the gators.

 

[JuiceTheGator]

It would be cheaper to make a separate TV room for your kids and tell them that if they go into your living room and touch your remote they will be fed to the gators.

The kids are girls. If I tell them to go somewhere else, they won't. I have to tell them to stay to get them to leave.

I find that fuckin remote on the other side of the house, out in the garage, in wife's car.... ridiculous.

 

[Rex Racer]

The kids are girls. If I tell them to go somewhere else, they won't. I have to tell them to stay to get them to leave.

I find that fuckin remote on the other side of the house, out in the garage, in wife's car.... ridiculous.

Sounds like the solution is right in front of you

 

[Peter Gozintite]

I want a remote which is also a drone. All I have to do is clap or something and it should start up and fly to me.

Submit your designs and I shall finance your prototype and necessary patents.

I feel your pain. Why can't we have GPS tracked ones that you can just look on your phone?

 

[Peter Gozintite]

I want a remote which is also a drone. All I have to do is clap or something and it should start up and fly to me.

Submit your designs and I shall finance your prototype and necessary patents.

I have TVs now, that I can control from my phone. There are a couple of apps you can use to make your cell phone a TV remote. You're welcome.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

 

[moxie]

Why don’t you put an air tag or tile on it?

 

[occupant]

glue it to the vacuum or some laundry

 

[JuiceTheGator]

Why don’t you put an air tag or tile on it?

Cuz I'd still have to go get it. I want the remote to come to me!

 

[JuiceTheGator]

I have TVs now, that I can control from my phone. There are a couple of apps you can use to make your cell phone a TV remote. You're welcome.

That's great but my phone is sitting on the charger in the kitchen.

 

[Gatorchip]

Go retro and get one of those wired remotes. Sure, it causes a tripping hazard, but you won't lose it.

 

[Bayou Tiger]

Go retro and get one of those wired remotes. Sure, it causes a tripping hazard, but you won't lose it.

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Go back to bed. This is the second dumb post you've made today before 7 am. Try waking up a little smarter next time......

 

[Gatorchip]

Go back to bed. This is the second dumb post you've made today before 7 am. Try waking up a little smarter next time......

New year resolution is to be angry all the time?

 

[huskers1217]

Cuz I'd still have to go get it. I want the remote to come to me!

how is your new living room chair anyway?

 

[Bayou Tiger]

New year resolution is to be angry all the time?

Was yours to argue the unarguable?

 

[Gatorchip]

Was yours to argue the unarguable?

A wired remote solution makes you angry

you are a retard

 

[Bayou Tiger]

A wired remote solution makes you angry

you are a retard

Hey dummy...if it's hard wired it's not a remote now is it? Word meanings allude your dumbass don't they?

 

[Gatorchip]

If it's hard wired it's not a remote now is it?

Wrong

 

[JuiceTheGator]

The kids got this game for Christmas. It got me a-thinkin. This fucking flying thing needs to be a TV remote. If some fucktard takes it out of the TV containing room, the little bastard will just fly it back in there!