Nebraska is about to make 12,000 orphans homeless on Saturdays.

Blackshirts BLVD said:
Yeah the article I read said something about removing typical stadium/bench seats and adding seats with padding to make it more comfortable and spacious hence the enhanced fan experience.
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With all the "fat asses" around these days, they will probably have to make those seats VERY 'spacious'... :nod: :heh:
 
CorpRebel said:
With all the "fat asses" around these days, they will probably have to make those seats VERY 'spacious'... :nod: :heh:
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oh come one.. we aren't Oklahoma..

The 10 most obese states are :

1. West Virginia – 40.6%
2. Kentucky – 40.3%
3. Alabama – 39.9%
4. Oklahoma – 39.4%
5. Mississippi – 39.1%
6. Arkansas – 38.7%
7. Louisiana – 38.6%
8. South Dakota – 38.4%
9. Ohio – 37.7%
10. Missouri – 37.3%
 
had no idea LSU followed the lead of Ed O... and became fat

Most Overweight & Obese Cities
1. McAllen, TX11. Lafayette, LA
2. Memphis, TN12. Baton Rouge, LA
3. Mobile, AL13. Augusta, GA
4. Knoxville, TN14. Fayetteville, AR
5. Jackson, MS15. Greenville, SC
6. Chattanooga, TN16. Nashville, TN
7. Little Rock, AR17. Myrtle Beach, SC
8. Shreveport, LA18. Huntsville, AL
9. Birmingham, AL19. Tulsa, OK
10. Columbia, SC20. Oklahoma, OK
 
so will a volleyball event be the largest sporting event ever held in the stadium lol?
 
huskers1217 said:
oh come one.. we aren't Oklahoma..

The 10 most obese states are :

1. West Virginia – 40.6%
2. Kentucky – 40.3%
3. Alabama – 39.9%
4. Oklahoma – 39.4%
5. Mississippi – 39.1%
6. Arkansas – 38.7%
7. Louisiana – 38.6%
8. South Dakota – 38.4%
9. Ohio – 37.7%
10. Missouri – 37.3%
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Damn. Michigan used to make these lists. You all are eating.
 
"Enhanced game experience" While I'm sitting in our family room watching 4 games on the screen at a time on a 100" TV while eating gourmet food instead of stadium vittles. And I don't have some a-hole standing up in front of me or cussing my team while I try to keep my cool. Modern technology finally trumped the "game experience" for me and my wife. Oh, and I get to miss the traffic too. It's got to be a helluva big game to get us to the stadium now.
 
Goldbug said:
"Enhanced game experience" While I'm sitting in our family room watching 4 games on the screen at a time on a 100" TV while eating gourmet food instead of stadium vittles. And I don't have some a-hole standing up in front of me or cussing my team while I try to keep my cool. Modern technology finally trumped the "game experience" for me and my wife. Oh, and I get to miss the traffic too. It's got to be a helluva big game to get us to the stadium now.
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Oh, it's definitely a different "fan experience" these days at the stadiums... :rolleyes2:

I do try and travel to a game or two, most years, usually for the USC vs ND games at L.A and South Bend. :nod:
 
Jason Bateman Cotton GIF
 
If Junior can do it, why not?

They bilk those waterheaded shitheels out of their goatmilking bucks and its funny.
 
fordman84 said:
Interested to see how that turns out. In the major leagues the "fan experience" line usually means they are taking out seats to add suites.
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Probably just accommodating larger wider asses that gobble all that delicious stadium Valentinos Pizza, red dye hotdogs, and Runzas. Seats with seat backs can fetch more money than aluminum benches.

fordman84 said:
Maybe he will build a hospital near the field, I hear that works for some schools. :hide:
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Not on offense!
 
Seems like an overreach to take Frost's season tickets away
 
SlinkyRedfoot said:
Well, it significantly reduces the number of tickets the AD has to beg boosters to buy and donate to poors in a shameless effort to keep their illegitimate sell-out streak going.
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Why don't you kiss 12% of my ass
 
Goldbug said:
"Enhanced game experience" While I'm sitting in our family room watching 4 games on the screen at a time on a 100" TV while eating gourmet food instead of stadium vittles. And I don't have some a-hole standing up in front of me or cussing my team while I try to keep my cool. Modern technology finally trumped the "game experience" for me and my wife. Oh, and I get to miss the traffic too. It's got to be a helluva big game to get us to the stadium now.
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I rather stay home for games.
Dad had front row tickets and he wore radio head phones, mom had ear plugs, then there was me getting my ears drums blasted to near bursting from the ahole whistler behind us. That dickhead that sat right behind me at games wore radio headphones so he couldn’t hear how loud he was. When I was in high school I bought an air horn and put it to his ears and blasted him back. He got the message. Our seats were right on the aisle and I was always fighting people who thought sitting their way into my leg space was acceptable. Then we were constantly getting up to let fans through for food or potty breaks. Nebraska put a scoreboard in front of us which stopped the folks from coming down for a better view and trying to squeeze our feet space. That scoreboard was a godsend when the cold November North winds blew into our faces, our legs and feet stayed warm. I cannot complain about fans standing in front of me the whole game but the front row wasn’t always great either.
 
huskers1217 said:
oh come one.. we aren't Oklahoma..

The 10 most obese states are :

1. West Virginia – 40.6%
2. Kentucky – 40.3%
3. Alabama – 39.9%
4. Oklahoma – 39.4%
5. Mississippi – 39.1%
6. Arkansas – 38.7%
7. Louisiana – 38.6%
8. South Dakota – 38.4%
9. Ohio – 37.7%
10. Missouri – 37.3%
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(@CoalTrain rubs belly after a delicious dinner of pulled pork pancakes , pepperoni rolls & chocolate milk in his southern WV home)….
 
There is no threat to the sellout streak. People around here happily hand over their money for a dogshit product just so we can say we're "the best fans in the country ".

I'd imagine if our displeasure was conveyed in a financial manner, they'd have this shit fixed by now.
 
Don't need to worry about fans in the seats when you have that TV money and the boosters picking up the payroll.
 
antone112 said:
There is no threat to the sellout streak. People around here happily hand over their money for a dogshit product just so we can say we're "the best fans in the country ".

I'd imagine if our displeasure was conveyed in a financial manner, they'd have this shit fixed by now.
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I know the big shots sure get scared when fans leave en masse in the 3rd quarter when the Huskers are getting stomped like what has happened way too much in the past 20+ years. The thing is people keep buying the season football tickets long before the season as there’s always hope that a better product hit the field each year. There’s a good argument that the cost per ticket isn’t worth what has been fielded.

My uncle told me for $5 they used to get a train ride to Lincoln and back to Omaha, a sack lunch, and tickets to a Nebraska football game.
 
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