You can attempt to pass it off as something other than what it is -- only a fool would think it is something different. Hell -- the statement the school put out literally said thanks to two alumni donors for purchasing the remainder of the tickets to assure a sell out.
But you go on with the fantasy, it was a business who decided to purchase 1,000's of tickets for a mediocre product the week of the game, if it makes you feel better.
But hey -- you are someone, who in 3 sentences, used the words, retardation, retarded and retarded again -- So it is quite obvious, intelligence isn't something you've been blessed with. I realize you are angry because Nebraska is now a woman's volleyball school, but don't take it out on the rest of the CFB fans.