Neighborhood Karen is pissed off we lit fireworks

[huskers1217]

Says they damaged his precious car paint

Fuck him

 

[Wingsauce7]

Thought you were the neighborhood Karen?

 

[Knight&Day]

Ring doorcam footage or it didn’t happen.

 

[rfjeff9]

Says they damaged his precious car paint

Fuck him

Lot of fireworks going off last night. Could have come from anyone's yard.

 

[Mofo]

Musta been those space aliens. They love Chinese firecrackers as much as the next guy.

 

[CorpRebel]

Musta been those space aliens. They love Chinese firecrackers as much as the next guy.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Put your car in the garage. No worries.

It amuses me how many people have garages they can't even get their cars into because there is so much shit in there

 

[huskers1217]

Put your car in the garage. No worries.

It amuses me how many people have garages they can't even get their cars into because there is so much shit in there

Oh shit. Now Karen put a Facebook post on it

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Oh shit. Now Karen put a Facebook post on it

Challenge Karen to a duel tomorrow morning at dawn

 

[beardown07]

Put your car in the garage. No worries.

It amuses me how many people have garages they can't even get their cars into because there is so much shit in there

 

[beardown07]

I let the wife park in the garage one winter. ONE winter. What a fucking mess. Never again.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

If you can't get your car into the garage because there is too much shit in there, well you have too much shit

 

[RobBase]

Oh shit. Now Karen put a Facebook post on it

Be like my neighbor and throw all your used fireworks into a big pile in front of her curb and leave them there all winter to freeze.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

I let the wife park in the garage one winter. ONE winter. What a fucking mess. Never again.

As in she damaged the garage?

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Be like my neighbor and throw all your used fireworks into a big pile in front of her curb and leave them there all winter to freeze.

That's an interesting option. Or, walk over, ring the door bell and kick "Karen" in the nutsack then say "Like THAT on Facebook bitch"

 

[Schmoopy1000]

Says they damaged his precious car paint

Fuck him

this is indeed a confusing time.

Dealing with Karen

 

[broncosmitty]

Put your car in the garage. No worries.

It amuses me how many people have garages they can't even get their cars into because there is so much shit in there

I’m sitting in a recliner in the middle of my garage right now.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

I’m sitting in a recliner in the middle of my garage right now.

Yes you are

 

[beardown07]

As in she damaged the garage?

Ya. Water and filth. It was a fucking disaster to clean come Spring.

 

[beardown07]

If you can't get your car into the garage because there is too much shit in there, well you have too much shit

Pfft. Parking in the garage is for women and elderly people.

I'm with @broncosmitty. Where am I supposed to hide form the wife and kids and smoke pot?