Neighbors Fighting again Wednesday

[PeoplesChicken]

How dum does an animal need to be before it's ethical to eat it?

 

[Fish]

Fuck, I'd eat a person.

Just the tip?

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Don't think so

ya #metoo

but after Selma Hayek I dont know wtf to beleaf nemore

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Fuck, I'd eat a person.

 

[Guy Incognito]

Law against shooting a groundhog?

Laws against discharging firearms, period.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

ya #metoo

but after Selma Hayek I dont know wtf to beleaf nemore

Wait what about Selma?

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Fuck, I'd eat a person.

 

[Me]

Just the tip?

Toss that sucker on a bun, and I'll Chestnut it

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

nuggz

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Laws against discharging firearms, period.

pshaw a .22 is barely audible

 

[Me]

ya #metoo

but after Selma Hayek I dont know wtf to beleaf nemore

Wait... What?


You mother fucker

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Wait what about Selma?

exactly

 

[PeoplesChicken]

nuggz

You are a monster

 

[PeoplesChicken]

exactly

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

 

[RubinRock]

so do dogs, but yes, they're considered one of smarter animals and smarter than dogs and social like dogs too

I'm still on fence though

Dog on the menu is cool too. Pit bulls have eaten enough babies for us to the turn the tables and not feel bad about it.

 

[Guy Incognito]

pshaw a .22 is barely audible

My luck, some namby-pamby soccer mom sees me carrying and calls Johnny Law.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

@Guy Incognito apparently chocolate is deadly to critters. Perhaps try that?

 

[PeoplesChicken]

My luck, some namby-pamby soccer mom sees me carrying and calls Johnny Law.

Tell her you bought it on lulumon. Get pink one

 

[RubinRock]

We've got an asshole groundhog that has dug a bunch of tunnels around the tee ball field. We weren't able to smoke him out 2 years ago. Tried poison peanuts this year, and those didn't work either. Pretty sure there's a law against shooting the bastard, or else I'd gladly go down there and take him out.

Find a hole, put in a hose, grab a shovel, find another of the outlet holes, hit groundhog. Works for moles