New Sump Pump At 2AM Monday Thread

Based on just the cost of the parts, I feel like I’m getting a good deal. But it’s also 4am and I’m delirious so who knows.
I finally got my fantasy football winnings from my buddy Twatty.

And my parents gave us a $150 gift card. Plus I’ve got a couple Hundys burnin a hole in my pocket.

Menards is cashing in later today. But like I wasn’t sure if I was voting against Peters, I’m not sure where my wad is going tomorrow. They sell MyPillows, I’m spending money. Who knows?

11% mail in rebate has been extended. I might buy new flooring for my bedroom. Fuck it.
 
Get back to us when you've won 56 fantasy football leagues in 10 years.

Fat Stacks
 
So I say “You’re so difficult. You’re such a fucking idiot, I brought my kid’s bike to you too and you didn’t do shit for me then either. I don’t know how the fuck you’re still in business. This is why the guy in the town over is kicking your ass.”
Because even if he doesn't do shit for people, they keep coming back.
 
I finally got my fantasy football winnings from my buddy Twatty.

And my parents gave us a $150 gift card. Plus I’ve got a couple Hundys burnin a hole in my pocket.

Menards is cashing in later today. But like I wasn’t sure if I was voting against Peters, I’m not sure where my wad is going tomorrow. They sell MyPillows, I’m spending money. Who knows?

11% mail in rebate has been extended. I might buy new flooring for my bedroom. Fuck it.
Didn't receive my rebate, and I forgot to record the number
 
Or he helps people who aren't assholes
Chris Pratt Oh Snap GIF
 
Because even if he doesn't do shit for people, they keep coming back.

I checked out Yelp for the first time ever. Dude is having a rough year. Lots of 1 star reviews where the authors wish they could have given him a 0. He’s nose diving fast. I’ll be there to dance on that grave when it happens.
 
Or he helps people who aren't assholes

I’m one of the most polite and friendly people on the planet until I’m not.

Bike shop guy 2 and I get along wonderfully. So it ain’t me.
 
I checked out Yelp for the first time ever. Dude is having a rough year. Lots of 1 star reviews where the authors wish they could have given him a 0. He’s nose diving fast. I’ll be there to dance on that grave when it happens.
prolly not after bringing your bike to him again tho first?
 
@gobucks0409 thoughts on Sean Avery (from his book) pretty much blames your coach for Derek Boogaard's death?
 
prolly not after bringing your bike to him again tho first?

First time I brought him my kids beat up bike. He was in a big growing phase so I wasn’t ready to buy a new bike yet - just wanted to give him new grips, a tune up, a new tire etc...

Dude refused to do it. Told me his costs would be more than the bike is worth. But I’m not too worried about money - this was a sentimental gift for my son. It’s okay. Just do it. He refused.

So I should have known but this was (I thought) was a different situation. I like giving people second chances. I tried. Not my fault he’s a short, bald manlet. Keep your personal issues at home.
 
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