New Sump Pump At 2AM Monday Thread

morning all

warmer weather is coming, not even going to bother shovel small amount of snow we got overnight
 
i've been experimenting with some new combos too.

my goal is to get every brand of the mind control drugs. Hopefully they wage war with each other rather than trying to control me.
 
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Living with a stroke survivor, and having four senior citizens in the house helping us with child care. Doing it for them as much as for myself.
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How many line-ups have your been a part of? Not as the person trying to identify said person but in an actual line up

Ive been part of one line up. The dude easily picked me out. But that was a long time ago.
 
Good morning good people. This is a big week for me. Our 50th Wedding Anniversary for Mrs. Oscar and myself will be this Saturday. All my children, grandchildren and spouses will be there at the restaurant. This will be the 1st time my wife will be out of bed since May of 2019. Some large people have been hired to help get my wife out of her bed.

The spammers are starting early this week. 2 calls today about my second shot for the virus. I haven't yet got the first shot, and both hung up when I told them that. Interesting.

I gotta go to PetSmart today for a new dog bed and some diabetic food for my dog. That's a big trip for me.

Thought for the day: You come from dust, you return to dust. That's why I never dust. It could be someone I know.
 
I want that vaccine as soon as possible. I then want to make sure I can still get an erection after having it.

Good buddy of mine was a test subject for the vaccine and now he’s a sexually dysfunctional frog man, more or less.

So there’s that.
 
Good morning good people. This is a big week for me. Our 50th Wedding Anniversary for Mrs. Oscar and myself will be this Saturday. All my children, grandchildren and spouses will be there at the restaurant. This will be the 1st time my wife will be out of bed since May of 2019. Some large people have been hired to help get my wife out of her bed.

The spammers are starting early this week. 2 calls today about my second shot for the virus. I haven't yet got the first shot, and both hung up when I told them that. Interesting.

I gotta go to PetSmart today for a new dog bed and some diabetic food for my dog. That's a big trip for me.

Thought for the day: You come from dust, you return to dust. That's why I never dust. It could be someone I know.
@Bender, another chance to use the Willy Wonka meme.
 
my goal is to get every brand of the mind control drugs. Hopefully they wage war with each other rather than trying to control me.
 
morning all

warmer weather is coming, not even going to bother shovel small amount of snow we got overnight

If there was an iPad zip tied to your shovel everybody would be doing it.
 
Boilerplate response to anyone's fantasy team. Been a minute since I had a chance to use it.
it may have been boilerplate, but it was correct. Alec Bohm and a bunch of scrubs.
 
I see near 60's in the 10 day forecast
 
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