New Sump Pump At 2AM Monday Thread

redseat said:
Well... a Guy who only lifts weights with one arm is pretty easy to pick out
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It was waaaay before that. 22 years old if I recall correctly.
 
Morning.

Got 5 hrs of sleep in and couldn't get much more. Perfect day for day sleeping though. Overcast and gross out.
 
ill said:
Morning.

Got 5 hrs of sleep in and couldn't get much more. Perfect day for day sleeping though. Overcast and gross out.
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better get some more sleep or you’ll be dead tired for work
 
ill said:
Morning.

Got 5 hrs of sleep in and couldn't get much more. Perfect day for day sleeping though. Overcast and gross out.
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You just couldn't quit us
 
ill said:
Morning.

Got 5 hrs of sleep in and couldn't get much more. Perfect day for day sleeping though. Overcast and gross out.
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Did you really get hair plugs?

Did the funeral parlor girl ask for a 2nd date?
 
RobBase Hates Everybody Now said:
Did you really get hair plugs?

Did the funeral parlor girl ask for a 2nd date?
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Hair plugs?

And date didn't happen...for reasons

Now have to see if there's still interest after texting for 4 weeks and no dates.

unimpressed michael keaton GIF
 
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ill said:
Hair plus?
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There was a rumor you were getting hair plugs and that’s the real reason for your staycation.
 
ill said:
Now have to see if there's still interest after texting for 4 weeks and no dates.
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You’re either being cat fished or she’s a mutant without any real social skills like most people online dating.
 
ill said:
Hair plugs?

And date didn't happen...for reasons

Now have to see if there's still interest after texting for 4 weeks and no dates.

unimpressed michael keaton GIF
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If she doesn't send titty picks now, kick her
 
RobBase Hates Everybody Now said:
You’re either being cat fished or she’s a mutant without any real social skills like most people online dating.
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I mean...she IS A mortician, so the latter is likely.

But she also seems to be interested, so we will see. I don't have any other irons in the fire at the moment.

Went on a date last week with a 45 yr old woman...that was a waste of time.
 
ill said:
I mean...she IS A mortician, so the latter is likely.

But she also seems to be interested, so we will see. I don't have any other irons in the fire at the moment.

Went on a date last week with a 45 yr old woman...that was a waste of time.
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Didn't bed her? Older chicks are more desperate. Should have been easy
 
ill said:
I mean...she IS A mortician, so the latter is likely.

But she also seems to be interested, so we will see. I don't have any other irons in the fire at the moment.

Went on a date last week with a 45 yr old woman...that was a waste of time.
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Don’t you dare knock us mid-40’s women.
 
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