Northwestern's Pat Fitzgerald given a PERMANENT vacation for hazing

Pansy assed kid is really gonna hate his next hazing.


Where he gets blasted in every drill, until he quits.
 
what the hell -- dry humping teammates? standing outside the showers naked, spinning in a circle? what kind of homo erotic shit is Northwestern doing?
 

This statement actually just convinces me that the hazing was real. It reads like "Hazing, no, definitely no hazing. Fitz did not know about this hazing that definitely did not happen."

And ha ha, this being signed "the ENTIRE Northwestern football team." Except, you know, the multiple people on the team who have stated that the hazing did happen.
 
Ao do all this naked sex assault shit and the coach gets a two week vacation.

But trade some jerseys for tattoos and you get a 5 year show-cause penalty?
 
He might get fired....they are reassessing the situation. The President issued a statement this AM.
 
Some of you haven’t watched Blue Mountain State and it shows
 
Darren Rovell said Fitzgerald is super duper nice to him which means he totes didn't do anything wrong.
 
Adam Rittenberg said:
The former Northwestern player sent ESPN a screenshot of a whiteboard, which he says was in the middle of the locker room. Image is headlined "SHREK'S LIST" and includes a list of players' names and several bulleted items, including "naked slingshot" and "naked bear crawls."

 


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Having players dry hump others is just sick and creepy....basivally sexual assault.
Yes, except in the Northwestern version the hazee gets naked and the hazer climbs up naked guy’s leg from behind and humps it like a dog - perhaps that’s a real Dog Chicago style :noidea:
 
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