Note to self - don’t spray paint red while drink

[huskers1217]

Your hands look like your wife really got off during her period

 

[DragonFromTo]

Yeah but you buried the lede here. Did Lebron James get the message and was he scared?

 

[steelerssb]

 

[redseat]

 

[Inquisitor]

Mods plz move to the "I'm drunker'n a football bat" topic.