Obligatory Friday thread

Yes

Pete everyone knows about your selfless volunteer activities with out-of-work porn stars and the many many hours you have spent helping old ladies complete their life insurance policies and out of the goodness of your heart serving as the sole beneficiary. You are a good man and there is no sense in denying it
Wait wait wait

I've seen that movie.
 
You shouldn’t have fucked with @Bender. It’s obvious you made God angry. This is his way of keeping you in check!

seriously, though… good luck man. I’d start on a regimen of whatever you think will work. Keep us posted.
With the Duggar verdict yesterday this is just his cover story if he wasn't able to cover his tracks. Nothing to do with me or God.
 
At the ER. Got rear ended by some minor kid driving daddy's car.
 
Good luck. We just passed into All Clear.. still some minor shit 1 hour south
passed into all clear? is this some scientology bull shit?

if so, i'm into it.
 
Uh no because I'm not a dumbass.
i don't think you know how covid or this country works, dumbass.
 
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