Offensive Joke thread.

Texans? Never Heard of Them said:
The girl is Stephanie McMahon.

The guy in the picture is actually Triple H, her husband.

Someone photo shopped Triple H to look like Macho Man because of the rumor that Macho got it on with Stephanie when she was 15 or 16.
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I never heard that...

also - is that recent picture of stephanie? i don't ever remember her looking like that.
 
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If Jesus returned today, he would not be able to perform any miracle healing.

Because nobody wants to lose their benefits.
 
What is 30 feet long and smells like a portajohn?

Line Dancing Night at the old folks home.
 
My wife and I were having sex the other day when she looked at me and said, "Make love to me like in the movies."

So I fucked her in the ass, pulled out, and came all over her face and hair.

I guess we don't watch the same movies.
 
Two homeless men are standing around bragging about their day. The First hobo says "Today i found $20, and was able to buy a nice hot meal. It was my luckiest day ever!".

Then the second hobo replies: "Oh yeah? , my day was way better! I was at the train yard, and found a woman tied to the train tracks. After I untied her, we fucked all day"

"Did you get a blow job?", asked the first hobo.

The second hobo exclaimed, "Naw, I couldn't find her head"
 
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